Pretend you're a freeper: What's your favorite band?

[MikeG]

My guess: Lynard Skynard.

[Carni]

1. TED NUGENT

OR CHARLIE DANIELS

[Sirveri]

2. Das Reich

Or maybe Death in June.

[asthmaticeog]

19. Nah, too smart!

Though the individuals in Death In June may have far-right politics, their mystical bent is way over the heads of freeper types, and their music's emotive content is too complex. Freepers would just call 'em "faggots."

[Sirveri]

30. I haven't actually heard anything by them

But my GF likes their stuff, so I'm thinking of going to their concert, being held in June.

Dunno, gonna have to listen to some of their material first though.

[asthmaticeog]

83. A lot of DIJ's music is actually really lovely.

Their nazi rep is partially undeserved (I stress partially). They flirt with a lot of that imagery because they adhere to the racialist perspective that one should embrace one's forebears' original culture and pre-christian religions, which in their case is Nordic, which puts their views on parallel lines with some white supremacists, and the symbolism both groups use is derived from the same sources. It'd help their case some if they didn't associate themselves with actual white supremacists, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I actually agree that people should learn more about the ancient cultures their forebears came from (and they believe that pan-racially, i.e. non-whites should learn and embrace old cultures too, so I believe it's possibly not entirely a supremacy thing with them), but as a jew, some of their associations offend the shit out of me. It's like Boyd Rice -- whip-smart folks, cool records, deeply problematic beliefs. There are likely to be honest-to-goodness neo-nazis in attendance at the concert.

All that said, I defy anyone to write a prettier song than "Giddy Carousel."

[cjbuchanan]

3. don't listen to music

it's all from drug using liberals.

[ceile]

4. Amy Grant

All other music is satanic.

[Beaverhausen]

5. Toby Keith

[LynneSin]

14. How about that Toby Keith winning big last night at the CMAs!!!!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20040527/ap_en_mu/country_music_awards

:puke:

[CO Liberal]

22. So?

"The Dukes of Hazzard" was once the most popular show on television. It means nothing.

[Supply Side Jesus]

84. "Puke n' ya'll!!"

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[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Skrewdriver

But only if I were a Freeper.

[meegbear]

27. Me too ...

[King_Crimson]

7. Lee Greenwood Band...

n/t

[HuckleB]

8. I used to love Glenn Miller, but then...

those durned libs co-opted that too!

:grr:

[mistertrickster]

9. Lynard Skynard was gonna be my guess, too . . .

[74dodgedart]

20. Don't start dissing Skynard...

[tjwash]

89. It's very strange seeing "dissing" and "skynard" in the same sentence...

[sniffa]

10. the dixie chicks

:D

[curse10]

11. LoL- skynard was my answer!

:-)

[Ishoutandscream]

12. Hootie and the Blowfish

Now that's real blues!!!!

[mitchum]

86. Odd, since they have always donated lots of time and money to...

The Democratic Party. True. Their music does blow, but their hearts are beating right :)

[henslee]

13. Diamond Rio? Oak Ridge Boys? Ashcroft & Hatch?

bwahhhhh.

[jobycom]

15. "Handguns are made for killin', ain't no good for nothin' else"

"So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me"

I'm so sure freepers love Lynard Skynard. Not.

On the other hand, they are MY favorite band.

Full lyrics:

Lynard Skynard Saturday Night Special


Saturday Night Special
(Ed King - Ronnie VanZant)
Two feets they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do
And two bodies are lyin' naked
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose
So he creeps into this house, yeah
And unlocks the door
And while a man reaching for his trousers
Shoots him full of .38 holes

(Chorus)
Its a Saturday night special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't no good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole

Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey
And playing poker on a losin' night
Pretty soon, Big Jim starts a thinkin'
Somebody been cheatin' and lyin'
So Big Jim commences to fightin'
I wouldn't tell you no lie
And Big Jim done grab his pistol
Shot his friend right between the eyes

(Chorus)

Hand guns are made for killin'
Ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me

[74dodgedart]

23. "Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you"

[jobycom]

26. Well, does it?

The line above that, by the way, is "We all did what we could do." Guess you had to there to understand what that meant.

[74dodgedart]

46. No..

What am I missng ?

[BringEmOn]

16. Tali-Band? Free Speech Band? Iran-Contra Band?

[Beer Snob-50]

17. JOhn Phillip Sousa

or Ted Nugent.

[The_Gopher]

18. Kid Rock

[johnnie]

21. The ones I know tend to like...

Styx, Journey, Eagles, Toby Keith...that's all I can think of now.
Don't flame this, these are just the bands I have noticed them listening to.

[74dodgedart]

24. Johnny Paycheck

[jobycom]

29. True nt

[regularguy]

25. Listening to a bunch of guys singing sounds sorta gay.

Although I do cut a mean rug to the sound of burning books.

[truthseeker1]

28. Martina McBride

Hannity Looooves her

[jobycom]

44. Gee, she was banned on most country stations at one time

"Independence Day" was too "feminazi" for them.

[truthseeker1]

45. Really? Hannity uses it as his theme song

I'm embarrassed to admit I know that! :shrug:

[jobycom]

50. Maybe it's juxtaposition, like Rush using the Pretenders?

I mean, the song is about a battered woman who burns her husband to death, and Independence Day has an anthem feel for woman to break away from abusive men. I wouldn't think Hannity would like that sentiment.

[VOX]

77. Martina is gonna play at one of Hannity's Freedom Concerts...

Sorry, but I think she may have sipped the kool-aid.

[SnohoDem]

31. Molly Hatchet!

jeez :eyes:

[XNASA]

32. Rammstein

Du hast.

[name not needed]

58. I doubt it

seeing as they are liberals.

[PittPoliSci]

33. Rush.

Sorry to DUers that like them, but they are the only right wing protest band that I have ever heard. The music is good, but the lyrics are less than inspiring.

[PittPoliSci]

34. "It's Midnight in Montana, and I Can't Get My Dick Out of this Cow"

"It's Midnight in Montana, and I Can't Get My Dick Out of this Cow"

A real cowboy song, thanks to George Carlin.

[voice of reason]

81. really?

Where do you see the right wing in Rush? With songs like Freewill, Bastille Day and Tom Sawyer, etc. I consider them pretty anti-right.

Oh, well. To each his own.

v.o.r.

[PragMantisT]

82. I've heard that Neil Peart is a real freeper. n/t

[TheMightyFavog]

85. True, Peart did have a fascination for Ayn Rand at one time....

But that was just a phase.

[PragMantisT]

35. Rahowa

Short for Racial Holy War.

You asked.

[galadrium]

76. Yeah... they are a big time freeper band

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. David Allan Coe, of course!! (warning: offensive lyrics)

The hero, I'm sure, of the freepers. Writer of such wonderful ditties as:

"Nigger fucker"
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy nigger


"Pick Em, Lick Em' Stick Em"
you gotta learn how ta pick em son learn how ta lick em son learn how to stick em son between the thighs and you got to try not to beat em too much try not to teach em too much try not to feed em to much bull shit and lies

"No niggers in our schools"

"Living next to niggers"

"Honey don't you lay that shit"

"Fish ain't bitin' today"

http://www.officialdavidallancoe.com/

[SnohoDem]

40. WTF happened to him?

Did he go nuts? I remember "Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy" from '74 or so. I don't remember anything crazy or racist on it at all.

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. I have no idea

I know very little about him at all, though in my quick web scan to find the link I posted i noted two things: he was performing with Willie nelson (as the front show, though I don't know when) and that he has a lot of songs he WON'T perform in public, no matter how much people ask him to.

[x-g.o.p.er]

103. Starland Vocal Band..

"Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight, aaaaaa-a--afternooooon deeeliight.

[buff2]

49. Geesus..........

Those lyrics are really offensive. I don't know who that David Allan Coe is,and quite frankly I'm glad. :puke:

[Tummler]

57. Another of Coe's "underground" songs

Generally speaking, Coe's two "underground" albums should appeal to freepers who follow the Hannity/O'Reilly dictum that "offending the PC crowd" is a laudable end. Nevertheless, one of Coe's songs may or may not horrify freepers with its "free-thinking" approach:

"Fuck Anita Bryant"

Fuck Anita Bryant, who the hell is she?
Telling all them faggots that they can't be free
Throw that bitch in prison, maybe then she'll see
Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me.

:crazy:

There's much more to the song, but I couldn't find the lyrics online.

Regarding "No Niggers In Our Schools" and "Living Next To Niggers," those sound less like Coe and more like '60s tunes by the white supremacist country/western warbler known as Johnny Rebel. There were dozens of "hits" like that. :puke:

I know way too much about this garbage, mainly due to an article I read years ago in Jim Goad's Answer Me! zine. On edit: this link, "Segregation Hitparade," may be that very article.

[SnohoDem]

69. Thanks, Tummler

"Interesting" stuff.

[Rabrrrrrr]

75. You know, it could be Johnny Rebel

I have a couple .mp3s that are labeled as david allan coe, for those two songs, but now that you mention it, the recording quality sounds much more like the 1960s, especially the quality of the country recordings of the time.

I bet they're mislabeled.

Johhny Horton had a couple racist ones, too, I think.

[Bonhomme Richard]

37. Roy Rogers and Dale Evans with the.................

Sons of the Pioneers.

[el_gato]

38. I would have to say this band, The Mentors

[bhunt70]

39. the mentors are a good band...I can't see the pic but I i know

what it is. It's not what it looks like.

[el_gato]

41. I know, I'm just joking, you gotta see the pic though

[johnnie]

47. Didn't one of them die not long ago? n/t

[el_gato]

54. the singer, he said courtney love offered him money to kill cobain

but he didn't think she was serious

that's what he said anyway and then shortly after that
they found his body down by the railroad tracks

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. Ah, the band that Tipper Gore brought out of obscurity and made famous

Way to go, Tipper!

[Burma Jones]

48. Lawrence Welk

[HuckleB]

51. Journey!

[74dodgedart]

52. Charlie Daniels

[RandomKoolzip]

53. Journey. Ann Coulter likes the Grateful Dead.

Every republican I know LOVES Journey, for whatever reason; sucky taste in music goes right along with sucky taste in politics.


And the second part of my subject lines is unfortunately true; go google Ann Coulter and Grateful Dead and look it up.

[AntiCoup2K4]

64. Garcia's doing triple somersualts in his grave

...to hear that Anndrew calls itself a Deadhead.

[MikeG]

55. Led Zeppelin is big with the mullet brigade.

I'll bet moran man likes em.

[mitchum]

87. Zeppelin is who I would pick as the freeper fave

No reflection on the band (just testament to their universal appeal)

[MissMarple]

56. Did anyone say "Sons of the Pioneers"?

I think they are quite popular with the Cheneys. :evilgrin:

[sus]

59. NEIL SEDAKA ROCKS MY WORLD!

i love-a love-a love-a love-a my little calendar girl!

[Canuckistanian]

60. These guys!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

65. LOL!

Are they real? Gotta love the checked poly pants!

[Canuckistanian]

66. Yeah, it's from the world's worst album covers

http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000302.html

[GoddessOfGuinness]

70. A friend of mine

is the brother of one of the people on one of those covers...
But I have a feeling his sibling would probably laugh about being chosen among the worst...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

61. Orrin Hatch

http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

[Bonhomme Richard]

62. Wagner n/t

[mitchtv]

63. lawrence Welk

I know he's dead, but still rocks

[ForrestGump]

67. Angry Aryans and Michael Bolton

[KamaAina]

68. Pat Boone

Who needs to listen to those people, anyway? </sarcasm>

[robertpaulsen]

71. JOHN ASHCROFT!!!

Let the eagle soar...

and shit on his head!

[Mike Niendorff]

72. Creed.

It's greak how they've infiltrated the Secular Music Establishment to broadcast their family friendly messages. It must really upset all those devil worshippers and communists that control Hollywood.


MDN

[MikeG]

73. kick

[slutticus]

74. You stole my answer...

"Hey Bubba, play some Skynard!!!!"

heh heh heh....nard

[SmileyBoy]

78. Three Doors Down!!!

They're soooo awesome...:eyes:

[SideshowScott]

79. Starlight Vocal Band!

Hee! Skyrocktets in flight! Afternoon delight!

[MrSlayer]

80. Bully Boys, Skrewdriver, Vaginal Jesus, Pat Boone

All the White Power bands.

[mitchum]

88. The Velvet Underground...

C'mon, freepers love bands led by drug-taking Jewish homosexuals. And they adore the Warhol connection :)

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

90. Oakridge Boys, Wayne Newton and how about I throw in some

Britney Spears for good measure?!

[sundog]

91. My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

--

[mountainvue]

92. Lee Atwater.

:P

[Wapsie B]

93. 38 Special.

or the nuge.

[devilgrrl]

94. F***in' Guns & Roses

nt

[Sirveri]

95. A freeper just posted a list of what he listened too, here it is.

Dr. Dre & Ice Cube -- Natural Born Killers
Fozzy -- Stay Hungry
House Of Pain -- Boom Shalock Lock Boom
Insane Clown Posse -- Let's Go All The Way
Insane Clown Posse -- Boogie Woogie Wu
Gravity Kills -- Goodbye
Kid Rock -- American Bad@ss
Motley Crue -- Helter Skelter
Nelly -- #1
Nelly, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee -- Shake Your Tailfeather
Nine Inch Nails -- Closer
NWA -- Straight Outta Compton
Ok Go -- Get Over It
Outkast -- Bombs Over Baghdad
Papa Roach -- Last Resort
Phunk Junkees -- I Wanna Hear It Loud
Queen -- The Highlander Theme
Quiet Riot -- Cum On Feel The Noize
Rage Against The Machine -- The Ghost Of Tom Joad
Rob Zombie -- Dragula

[Rabrrrrrr]

96. It makes one wonder if they know what they're listening to

Pretty much I never listen to lyrics, since for the most part I can't understand them, and I'm generally not very impressed in the times when I do listen to lyrics, so I could end up listening to stuff that, lyrically, opposed to. So I can understand freepers accidentally listening to rage against the machine or some others.

But even though I don't listen to lyrics, I do have some sense of connection to the world, and so tend to know where on the spectrum a band falls to begin with.

Or perhaps this freeper suffers from the same problem I do - it would be nice to have some good Christian rock music to listen to, but only about 0.05% of it is tolerable, musically, to listen to. So if he has good musical taste - and it sounds like he does - probably is forced to go our of the Jesus Crispy musical set to find something interesting.

Who knows?

Or he's an Ayn Rand Libertarian who hates all restrictions on his freedom, whether government, religious, or social, such as asking him to turn down his &@*$%^@ stereo or put a muffler back on his cutlass.

[Sirveri]

98. he runs Right Wing News

http://www.rightwingnews.com/

[AntiCoup2K4]

104. Why would a Freeper listen to Rage Against the Machine???

Wouldn't their reaction be similar to the one I have if I listen to a Toby Keith song? :crazy:

[malachibk]

97. JESSICA SIMPSON

Virgin, Republican, Stupid, Annoying.

[DrDan]

99. I'm pretty sure an accordian would play a major role

*

[ArkDem]

100. Dead Kennedys

[SiouxJ]

101. Ungrateful Dead, Phowl, Rage For The Machine and uh,

YESFX?

:shrug:

[Lou_C]

102. The Osmond's

:puke:

[pstokely]

105. Yodeling Theresa

www.yodelingtheresa.com