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Thu May-27-04 04:21 PM
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Poll question: Worst song lyrics (non-novelty songs, please) |
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 05:20 PM by undisclosedlocation
I don't want to hear about Surfin' Bird. Even Achy Breaky Heart and Muskrat Love seem kind of borderline, but I'll listen to arguments. Don't sweat the lack of an Other option; it'll be there in 55 minutes, when I'll add whatever nightmare tunes from among the replies receives the most vociferous, uh, support, though that may not be the right word.
Googling "worst lyrics ever" demonstrated to me that the kids today are keeping up the grand tradition of really, really bad lyrics, but I figured these moldy oldies had stood the test of time, so to speak
Edit: Added Ruby Red Dress & Take the Money and Run in response to nominations from the floor, as well as Other.
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Thu May-27-04 04:22 PM
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I just hate that song.
Dave Barry did a really funny book of bad song lyrics.
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Thu May-27-04 05:18 PM
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18. Hate it too, and I'll regret not putting it on the poll |
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but the singing is so bad, and the spoken part towards the end, that it's almost a novelty record now (especially with the boost from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert). Certainly a worthy, if that's the word, contender.
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Thu May-27-04 04:22 PM
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2. uh, pretty much anything by foghat |
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Thu May-27-04 04:22 PM
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3. Respectfully request that you add "In The Year 2525" to the list... |
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God is that a bad song...
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Thu May-27-04 05:01 PM
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 05:01 PM by tigereye
but I always liked it anyway. There aren't many sci-fi songs. Well, the purple people eater. That is pretty strange.
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Thu May-27-04 05:24 PM
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21. Mostly just repetitive isn't it? |
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 05:24 PM by undisclosedlocation
Maybe I was too young, but it seemed like they were trying to set up a dramatic ending, and mostly succeeded. Seems to me that it was more the overblown music that was the problem with that song. Anyway, I considered it even before you respectively submitted it and it just didn't seem sucky enough against this level of competition.
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Thu May-27-04 05:25 PM
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22. I do admit that you have a very high level of 'sucky' there... |
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...2525 is just a hot button of mine.
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Thu May-27-04 04:26 PM
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4. Mee 'N You 'N a dog named Boo |
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are up there with Gypsies Tramps and Thieves..
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Thu May-27-04 05:02 PM
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16. I like Me and You, too |
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well, when I was younger. Boy, I have no taste. :)
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Thu May-27-04 05:26 PM
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23. Not on my poll, buddy, but there's an Other slot now n/t |
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Thu May-27-04 04:27 PM
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5. Toby Keith's How Do You Like Me Now? |
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Someone should write an answer song...
'er, I thought you were dopey and pathetic in High School and just because you're on the radio... well, that hasn't changed my mind'.
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Thu May-27-04 05:52 PM
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32. lol .. that's a great idea :) |
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<tap,tap,tap> <*ahem*> <is this thing on?>
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Turned on the radio night before last Heard a familiar voice from the depths of my past Some things you can't escape, I guess Though I changed my name and changed my address I had the cops go check the files The restraining order's still good, they smiled So ask me how I like you today, Well, radio-boy, let me count the ways :
I like you distant, I like you in jail I like you heading out on a rail The way they send back all your mail The phone calls blocked, the faxes failed
And when they play you on K-HICK 1410 I just turn it off, and forget you again. :evilgrin:
MDN
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Thu May-27-04 06:00 PM
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33. LOL! Toooo cool for school! |
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Hmmm... send it to Natalie Maines?
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Thu May-27-04 04:31 PM
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Those are all bad, but "She's Like the Wind" by Patrick Swayze is also pretty stupid.
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Thu May-27-04 04:32 PM
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7. Good parody potential there |
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Thu May-27-04 05:27 PM
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24. I could never get past the over-emotive singing to notice the lyrics |
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I think I'll take your word for it, though.
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Thu May-27-04 04:35 PM
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Anybody else remember the cannibal song?
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Thu May-27-04 05:37 PM
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30. Written by the ever-sucking Rupert Holmes by the way |
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Timothy was a mule, so it was just ostensibly a cannibal song.
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Thu May-27-04 04:36 PM
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Sung by Helen Reddy. "Leave me alone, wontcha leave me alone, please leave me alone, oh leave me alone"
Jaysus...leave the bitch alone!
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Thu May-27-04 04:39 PM
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11. It's actually called "Ruby Red Dress." |
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 04:39 PM by fudge stripe cookays
Don't ask me why I know that, because I'll never admit it. ;-)
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Thu May-27-04 04:44 PM
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14. Thanks, your right.... |
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but what's worse is....I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD, NOW!!
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Thu May-27-04 05:36 PM
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29. So YOU'RE THE ONE who bought that album! |
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Thu May-27-04 04:42 PM
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12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Thanx for the laugh. |
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Thu May-27-04 04:36 PM
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10. All bow down to the god of song lyrics |
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Thu May-27-04 04:44 PM
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13. You MUST be talking about Steve Miller |
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'Abracabra' rhymes with 'reach out and grab 'ya' 'Texas' rhymes with 'facts is'
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Thu May-27-04 05:17 PM
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17. "Hello, I Love You, Won't You Tell Me Your Name" |
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I've always thought that was incredibly stupid.
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Thu May-27-04 05:20 PM
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 05:21 PM by chimpsrsmarter
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Thu May-27-04 05:21 PM
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worst song ever
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai
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Thu May-27-04 05:29 PM
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25. Hey! Don't go bad mouthing Styx! |
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Just kidding. That whole album was pretty awful, and I'm a big fan of Styx! :-)
OTOH, it's what got me into Styx. You should check out the albums they released back on the Wooden Nickle label. Whole different band.
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Thu May-27-04 05:33 PM
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27. I'm old and i have seen them live |
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i didn't they say sucked i said that song did. Did you know that Mr. Roboto was actually the breaking point for them? Dennis loved it and Tommy hated it and was embarrassed to perform it?
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Thu May-27-04 05:32 PM
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26. My own choice would be The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia |
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which I thought I was putting on the poll, but somehow missed on some cut-and-paste operation or another. (You don't think I type all this shit do you?) If you've successfully blocked the thing out of your memory (understandably), I triple-dirty-dare you to go look up the lyrics. "That's the night that they hung an innocent man" is the least of the problems this little love presents.
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Thu May-27-04 05:33 PM
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28. Any song by Dianne Warren...what self indulgent whiny shit! |
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Thu May-27-04 06:18 PM
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34. You're going to make me look it up, aren't you? Is she the one responsible |
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for Celine Dion's uh, magnificent output?
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Thu May-27-04 06:21 PM
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35. Trisha Yearwood & LeAnne Rhimes 'dueling' songs... |
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... were by her.
As well as the new intro song to Star Trek: Enterprise.
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Thu May-27-04 06:27 PM
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36. Yes..such deep deep moving tributes to codependency such as |
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU Don't Turn Around (although I DO like the reggae version of that one)
just sappy, crappy shit...
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Thu May-27-04 07:07 PM
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41. I think she's the one who wrote |
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"the Greatest Love of All."
Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Thu May-27-04 07:17 PM
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43. No, Michael Masser & Linda Creed |
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Don't ask me how I know this.
I'd suspect that it predates her career by at least a decade. Was the theme to the Muhammad Ali biopic The Greatest in the 70s long before Whitney murdered it.
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Thu May-27-04 07:23 PM
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44. That's her. Linda Creed. |
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She died a couple years ago, didn't she?
Thankfully this means we don't hear any more of her dreck.
Thanks!
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Thu May-27-04 07:29 PM
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45. She wrote a lot of good ones, died of breast cancer in '86 |
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Thu May-27-04 05:42 PM
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And almost any other lyric by Paul Rogers.
D'yer Mak'er is right up there, too.
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Thu May-27-04 06:31 PM
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37. Can't believe Wildfire is still shut out. |
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Edited on Thu May-27-04 06:32 PM by undisclosedlocation
C'mon people: The horse! busted down! and stalled! Are you kidding me?!
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Fri May-28-04 10:16 AM
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62. I got yer back on "Wildfire" |
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I remember when that came out, my best friend Cindi used to just BAWL when it came on the radio (we were like...8 or so at the time). I thought "Man! What a shit song! I can't believe she's CRYING over this!", but of course I didn't say anything. I'll never get over the feeling of disgust I had...I recognized dreck at a tender age, I tells ya..;)
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Thu May-27-04 06:34 PM
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Sorry, dumbest and most annoying song lyrics EVER
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Thu May-27-04 06:50 PM
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39. Does anyone remember this song? |
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Rocky, by Austin Roberts (I THINK)
"Rocky, I've never had to die before, don't know if I can do it.... "
"I said baby, oh sweet baby.. it's love that sets us free... "
I hereby change my vote from Mr Roboto to Rocky :D
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Thu May-27-04 07:08 PM
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On one of my 1970s "Have a Nice Day" compilations.
Am I a 70s fanatic or what? ;-)
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Thu May-27-04 07:04 PM
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40. I am woman, hear me roar! |
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Thu May-27-04 09:33 PM
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51. Anthems are supposed to have simple lyrics. The problem with this song |
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is that it was written by her husband. And the overblown production. And her singing. The lyrics are the least of its problems.
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Thu May-27-04 07:56 PM
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46. Darryl Worley--Have You Forgotten |
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Jingoistic piece of shit.
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Thu May-27-04 08:26 PM
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47. Cher is conspicuously absent from this list |
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Remember "Bang Bang"? I rest my case.
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Thu May-27-04 08:28 PM
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48. Who's Odia Coates? I tho't woman's voice was Paul Anka's bad falsetto. |
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Thu May-27-04 08:58 PM
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50. They had several hits together; only one reason among many that made |
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1975 a blighted year. I Don`t Like To Sleep Alone, One Man Woman / One Woman Man, one I mercifully don't remember called (I Believe) There`s Nothing Stronger Than Our Love, and one from the disco charts called Make It Up To Me In Love. Incredibly, there is no odiacoates.com; you know you're really washed up when nobody even makes a fan site for you.
Personally I always confused her with Odie Cologne; Odious Notes is another alternate name that sort of leaps to mind.
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Thu May-27-04 08:54 PM
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49. when these types of polls come up... |
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i always, without hesitation, vote for McArthur's Park.
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Thu May-27-04 09:34 PM
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52. The new Van Hagar single "It's About Time" |
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Makes Sammy's 80's cheese ballads look like works of art by comparison... :puke:
Turn! (turn! turn! turn! turn!)
Last Time, Wrong time Outside, Out of line! But this time's our time Right On! We'll let it shine! (Get Up!)
Turn your clock back Paint it red on black Bring it all right back Oh hell yeah! Come on! Alright! Hey hey hey!
You can spend my money Don't you waste my time (my time, my time) Well right now makin up for lost time, yeah! Alright! Alright! I think it's high time we lay it out there on the line Now it's about time It's about time It's about time Yeah!
Bright lights, Old Fights This time we got it right! (yeah) It's been a long time, overtime Second flash, you're out of sight (yeah, so get up!)
Turn your clock back Paint it red on black Get it all right back Oh Hell yeah yeah! Come on!
It's alright! Hey hey hey! You can spend my money Don't you waste my time (my time, my time) Well right now makin it up to you big time! Big, big, big, big time! It's about time we lay it out there on the line It's about time! It's about time! It's a just about time Just about time yeah!
Re-Turn! (re-turn re-turn)... Turn! (turn turn)...
(GUITAR SOLO!)
It's alright! Spend my money Don't you waste my time (my time, my time) Well we're gonna make it up to you big time! Big, time! big time! Cause it's about time we lay it out on the line It's about time! It's about time! It's about time! It's just about time! It's about time It's about time It's all about... Talk about... Wanna know... There ain't no doubt! It's about time! Yeah yeah yeah...
(something) Turn your clocks back!
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Fri May-28-04 02:14 PM
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63. That's... beautiful! Somebody get me a Kleenex |
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Yow, really, what a dog. On the other hand, VH were never exactly known for the deep and reflective lyrics: "Daaaaance the night away" "Panama! Panama!" "Might as well jump/ Jump!/ go ahead and jump" But, uh, yeah, maybe a new low.
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Thu May-27-04 10:09 PM
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53. AHA! Everyone seems to have forgotten... |
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NEIL DIAMOND
("..Songs she sang me, joy she brang me...")
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Fri May-28-04 09:53 AM
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57. I almost put on "I Am... I Said" just for "not even the chair" |
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but for some embarrassing reason kinda like Neil Diamond.
Welcome to DU, admittedly a month or so late.
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Thu May-27-04 10:38 PM
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One of their late 80's ballads with the lyrics "it's a paradox full of contradictions".
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Thu May-27-04 10:49 PM
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55. My name is Jack and I live in the back |
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Of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls.
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Fri May-28-04 08:19 AM
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56. Louie - not "Louie Louie" |
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The anthem to interracial dating that starts:
"She was BLACK as the night. Louie was whiter than white..."
The chorus:
"Louie louie louie lou-eee Louie louie louie lou-eye Louie louie louie lou-eee Louie louie you're gonna cry"
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Fri May-28-04 09:58 AM
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58. I Think The Title Is "Brother Louie" |
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Fri May-28-04 10:02 AM
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60. Stupid Lyrics, But. . . |
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. . .i always liked the way that guy sang it. Really throaty sounding voice, with good accents around the main beat. Not a good song, but an impressive performance. The Professor
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Fri May-28-04 10:09 AM
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61. Im Ugly And I Dont Know Why :Butt Trumpet |
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was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he said
CHORUS You're ugly What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly
I kinda wonder when I think back to those days Why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true My reflection looked at me like it was scared too And it said
CHORUS You're ugly What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, "Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said... CHORUS You're ugly What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly
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Fri May-28-04 04:12 PM
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64. 24 hours late: popup-free links to lyrics for at least 3 of these here |
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http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST.html as well as many other nightmare tunes. Earworm warning! Can you believe nobody mentioned "Good Morning Starshine"?
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