man kills self after caught having sex with a hen

[BigMcLargehuge]

Jeez.... BaGOCK!!! Bok Bok Bok BAGOOOCKKKK!

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc

[matcom]

1. i just HATE seeing men who are Hen-Pecked

:spank:

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. he should have been a stand up guy and dealt with the repercussions

and not been a chickenshit about it

[SaveElmer]

4. Or...Hens who are Men-Pecked in this case...nt

[Richardo]

34. And I hate seeing hens who are man-p.....never mind.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

2. What the hell...

There sure are some, um, interesting people in this world.

[sui generis]

5. damn chickhawk

that's what happens when you let the fucks guard the henhouse

[lazarus]

6. so the literacy movement

has reached Zambia?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

7. Wonder if he was a breast or leg man?

White meat or dark?

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. it takes a tough man to fuck a tender chicken!

appologies to Frank "hey baby, nice feathers" Perdue.

[gpandas]

9. no more chicken fucking for me

[Puglover]

13. Dammit!

What a fowl story!

[bif]

10. What a chickenshit!

[NoPasaran]

11. That's why henhouses have locks on the doors, people

Use them

[havocmom]

12. Want fries with those nuggets?

Am seriously looking into vegetarianism after reading that.

Those cucumbers look mighty fine! :loveya:

[Commendatori]

14. The hen was slaughtered after that? Talk about a bad day...(n/t)

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. I wonder if it was labeled "pre stuffed"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blindpig]

21. I have been told that they don't survive such encounters n/t

[Sequoia]

24. Why hen was slaughtered-Brought shame on family I guess

Poor hen. Stupid man. Lucky wife to get away. Geez!

[Deja Q]

16. "Cluck cluck, thank you ma'am!"

Okay, the dude's got a wife but he has to push his piston inside of a chicken? :puke:

[kcwayne]

17. He must have been reading Larry Flynt's autobiography.

Larry claims to have done this as well. I guess its a good thing that cats have claws, or we would hear alot more about these wackoffs going after "the original pussy"

[Ganja Ninja]

18. I detest all forms of chicken abuse!

But feel free to have your way with chicken-hawks.

[Devils Advocate NZ]

19. The question on everyone's mind is:

Was it finger licking good?

[Endangered Specie]

51. Eat out mor chiken? (chick-fil-a)

[soleft]

20. This debunk's Zell Miller's no one ever died of humiliation

[Kenneth ken]

49. that was my thought too

I just read about his absurd statements in the other forum.

:hi:

pity we aren't showing more empathy in this thread. The man did DIE after all.

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. and of the course, the only question I have is -

Which came first...

[tigereye]

23. oh, oh, oh

that is really, really, really bad, BMLH!

[Endangered Specie]

42. oh that is GOOD.

*rimshot*

[Lou_C]

25. I hope that they cleaned the bird before they ate it

:puke:

[Paranoid_Portlander]

26. "He attempted to kill her...

... but she managed to escape." I honestly don't know if the article means he attempted to kill the chicken or attempted to kill the wife.

[mockmonkey]

27. Now we know what

the "F" in KFC stands for.

I feel like chicken tonight...chicken tonight.

Does anyone know if John Waters was filming there recently?

[Bossy Monkey]

28. Is this why David Byrne called his label Luaka Bop? n/t

[JohnKleeb]

29. A real hen fucker eh :)

[Jack Horkheimer]

30. Which came first?

The chicken or the...huevos?

[mosin]

31. Most Twisted Thread award

:wtf: I nominate this for the Most Twisted Thread of the Day.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. No no no!! It's the FUNKY chicken!!! You forgot the N!!!

[Richardo]

35. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NSMA!

Best laugh I had all day...

Have a good holiday weekend! :thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. You too buddy!

[JohnLocke]

38. NSMA...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. why did the chicken cross the road?

To get that guy's dick out of its ass! :evilgrin:

[Richardo]

41. *Pfffft!!* You are on a roll, Teena...

...a dirty, filthy, funny roll... HA!

[jmowreader]

33. They have South Park in Zambia now, apparently

So where's Officer Barbrady when you need him?

[BringEmOn]

36. What's guy to do when there's no peanut butter in the cupboard....

and watermelon's out of season?

[Endangered Specie]

52. ummm... How about his wife?

[BringEmOn]

53. No, thanks.

[JohnLocke]

39. COCKle Doodle Doo!

Yes, that was awful. Sorry. :D

[Endangered Specie]

43. This will be perfect advertising for Burger King...

Unlike our competitors, we don't fuck your meat.

[Endangered Specie]

44. I'm sorry, but hens, thats just fowl.

[Endangered Specie]

45. I'm suprised the wife didnt kill herself...

how bad do you have to be in bed your husband has to go out and fuck the livestock to get his jollies?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

46. My friend Chad says..now we know the Colonel's secret recipe!

Jism.

[Endangered Specie]

47. Is that REALLY mayonnaise?

[KamaAina]

58. Remember their old slogan, "We do chicken right?"

Guess there was more to that one than met the eye... :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

48. How many Zambian men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two..one to change the bulb and the other to fuck the chicken!

[Endangered Specie]

50. A regular Romeo and Juliet...

Passionate lovers, condemned by society and family, ultimetly dying for their love... so sad. </sarcasicm>

[EstimatedProphet]

54. There's a lot of this going around apparently

http://www.hypocrites.com/article171.html

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. Well the chickenfucker might be dead but the thread doesn't have to die

kick :kick:

[chaska]

56. Oh, now that's pleasant.

Thanks alot. Just what I want to see at the end of a shitty day.

[VOX]

57. A real cotton-pickin', finger-lickin', chicken-plucker!

From the Smothers Brothers "My Old Man":

Dick: My old man's a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker --
What do you think about that?

Tom: I think you better not make a mistake!

He wears a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker's collar,
He wears a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker's hat.
He wears a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker's raincoat,
He wears a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker's shoes,
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker's News.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. kick

[Radical Activist]

60. Oh this thread is really sick...

and absolutely hillarious! There are some very funny people on this board. Now I know why I spend the most time in the lounge.