Confess your sins.........HERE

[mopaul]

everything, from chewing gum in church to mass mayhem, adultery to jay walking. don't leave here without confessing, or you'll go to hell, headfirst.

[LynneSin]

1. I CONFESS!!!!!

that I asked, under a drunken influence from Matcom, a certain DUer if she was a lesbian.

It was me - I did it!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I confess that I have never let her forget that she did it and have taken

every opportunity to mock and harass her ever since :D

[LynneSin]

16. Oh you're just trying to flirt with me

CONFESS!!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. *sniff*

Ya mean it only looks like TRYING?????

[LynneSin]

18. Between you and sniffa

damn, I'm getting plenty of action today for a sweet innocent girl from Delaware

:loveya:

[Lou_C]

2. I once fed my 8th grade classmates dog candy

:puke:

[mopaul]

5. oh my! very naughty indeed. for your penance......

you must lay in a pit of itchy leaves under a full moon to absolve your soul.

the very debased nature of your sin requires special weight.
dog candy to 8th graders....i thought i'd heard every sin, but this....i need a shower.

[JVS]

3. WARNING: mopaul does not have the ability to absolve sins!

I think we've been through this before.

[BlondieK143]

6. I loooooooooooooooooove

Masturbation. Sue me. :D

[plcdude]

13. I didn't think

that was a sin anymore and I love it too.

[mopaul]

7. I once lusted after the wicked witch of the west...

margaret hamilton, i confess, in full witch drag, got me hot as a lost youth. some sort of s and m thing in my teeny tiny brain.

there, i said it, now i feel cleaner.

[Loonman]

8. On my last day of work at a northeastern Pizza chain

I emptied an entire table shaker of crushed red pepper into the spaghetti sauce.

Two nuns came in.

When I was off shift and leaving, one of the nuns asked if we had changed the spaghetti sauce.

The counter person said no, and the nun asking said "well Sister here(indicating her fellow nun) loves it now, but I think it might be a tad too spicy.

[rhino47]

9. ok bless me father for i have sinned

I put ben gay on my sisters tampon when I was like 10 years old.
She thought that burning was a std.I think that was the most rotten thing Ive ever done.

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Wow.

That's AWESOME! :yourock:

[beyurslf]

11. This could turn out to be a VERY long thread :)

[catmandu57]

Forgive me father for I have sinned

When I was thirteen I pissed in a beer bottle and gave it to my friend passing it off for beer, he took a chug said it was salty, swished it around his mouth then spit it out as I rolled on the floor laughing.
Also I like http://www.radioleft.com better than air america.

[Endangered Specie]

12. Ummm, I once considered a Wiccan...

for a girlfriend. Blessed father forgive me.

[Mr. McD]

14. I think I will pass

I would need a whole forum just for my teen years alone. And I had only began to sin by then.:evilgrin:

[DemOverseas]

15. My sister in law is coming

for a four month visit and I hate her.

[Beer Snob-50]

19. Bless me for I have sinned,

I once hid behind a bush on the side of my house and watched my female neighbor get undressed in her room with the shade up.

[tjwash]

20. We put epoxy in all the locks on our high school office.

Thought we were gonna get a free day off from school because they could not get in, but they had school the next day anyway.

[freeminder]

21. I stole a marble

but is was a HUGE marble, from a friend, at his birthday party.

Burned in my pocket all the way home.

I Repent!
I flagellate myself!

[mopaul]

25. there's a special place reserved in hell for your kind, marble stealer

the 7th ring of hell is just the suburbs for your sins, good luck in your eternal suffering.

[freeminder]

27. may I burn in hell

oh wait, I'm in it

[freeminder]

22. and spied the neighbour's cleavage from a room above the terrace.

[Robb]

23. I left one young woman to visit another

...in the same night. Oddly enough, both are still my friends to this day. Ain't that a corker. :shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

24. Here's a list...

1. I haven't seen that one "classic" movie that everyone else has.
2. I haven't seen shrek, either.... and I didn't really like "Finding Nemo"
3. Wait... is pessimism still a sin?
4. I used to be a malicious hacker, using my powers for evil...
5. I don't really know the muffin man.

[mopaul]

26. oh you don't know the muffin man?

i can hook you up with him, he lives on drury lane.