DU Lounge Losers Official Friday Night Thread

[Teddy_Salad]

Yes, it's Friday night and it's time once again for all us "Losers" here at DU to unite in our common loserdom.

D.U.L.L. "Democratic Underground Lounge Losers".

You know who you are, so pay homage to our mascot, Wilhelmina Wildebeest and come on in.

[achtung_circus]

1. I gnu you were going to say that nt

[Bunny]

2. bunnyj checking in.

Details to follow. If I had any actual details to share! I'm enjoying a much needed glass of red wine. It is deeee-licious!

[Teddy_Salad]

30. Are you on your second glass yet, Bunny?

Be careful!

Tomorrow morning could be like this. :hangover:

[Bunny]

34. Finishing up the second.

Anticipating the third. That's all I'll have, and if all goes well I will wake up bright-eyed and bushy tailed!

Or is that bushy-eyed and bright tailed? :silly:

[bigwillq]

3. I'm so happy to be a member of D.U.L.L

Now I finally seem like I belong!!!!


Hello my fellow Lounge Losers!!

[BlueJazz]

62. I feel the same way...My life .......

finally has meaning. I mean....I mean, they like me...they really, really like me! :)

[Teddy_Salad]

69. No, we don't like you

We love you! :loveya:

[BlueJazz]

106. The feeling's mutual.......

but only if you're a true Loser. :)

[Lizz612]

4. I was going to go to dinner and rent movies with some friends

But one of them just got word that one of her friends was raped. x(
So that plan is out the window. So I guess its another night at home with parents and sister.

[Teddy_Salad]

5. Shit! Sorry to hear that.

That's just terrible. :(

[Lizz612]

9. Thanks, but I don't know her. :-/

I don't know her personaly, but my friend was pretty upset, and is going to the hospital. I hope she's only at the hospital for the tests, but I don't know. We had this planned for weeks, and then we have to cancel becuase of something this terrible. x(
Well I get to chat with my friends on the east coast, I guess...

[belladonna]

6. I'm the ultimate reject

I just got rejected on the other reject thread for being too old. Beat THAT, ya losers. On a brighter note, I don't have to worry about posting my pic in the gallery anymore. See, always the silver lining :+

[Champ]

8. I said I was too young for you

Not that you were too old for me. But maybe in a few months when Im legal I'll strip. :D

[freeminder]

14. I'm quite sure you weren't rejected

over here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1200490&mesg_id=1201288&page=

We rather tried to make you push us into a strip

:evilgrin:

on edit: well for sure it wasn't my intention. Sorry if it came off differently.

[belladonna]

39. Seriously, I'm not insulted or anything

Well, maybe a LITTLE bit, but I'll be okay :D

[freeminder]

44. okay, good :-)

:hug:

[belladonna]

49. If my skin were that thin, I wouldn't last a day at DU

That being said, I do think I'm going to refrain from putting that pic up in the gallery. My fragile ego can't take anymore beatings this weekend ;-)

[Teddy_Salad]

52. No, put it up

Who cares what people say?

As the Queen of the DULLards, I think you have a responsibility to reveal your true self. ;)

[belladonna]

55. Well see, there's this little problem

I HATE having my picture taken, and so I have a very limited amount of pics to choose from. The only one I can even imagine putting up is one of many pictures I have of myself flipping off the person behind the camera.

Maybe I should do an informal poll, find out who would be insulted by such a pic? Hmmmm... I'll think about that one while I'm in the shower. Hold my margarita and save my place in your lap :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

57. I hate having my photo taken too

I get extremely nervous.
I always cringe when a camera comes out.

Do you need your back washed? :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

67. Well, I'm technically OUT of the shower now

How about a nice back rub instead? Still pondering that poll, I bet it would sink like a rock anyway. My threads have a way of doing that :)

[Teddy_Salad]

71. That's why you're a "D.U.L.L.ard"

:)

[belladonna]

73. Well hey, you can be my one and only respondent

Post a pic of myself flipping off the world. Yes, No or Other? :D

[Teddy_Salad]

74. YES! YES! YES!

Absolutely yes!

[belladonna]

77. I wonder how long it takes once you submit a pic?

I know Skinner's on vacation, so it could be awhile :shrug:

[Teddy_Salad]

78. It'll be a while

You'll probably look nothing like the pic by the time it goes up. :)

[belladonna]

81. Looks like the party's over for the night

And I have to get my old decrepit self to bed, but hey, pm with your email addy and maybe I'll let ya have a preview of the horrible pic I submitted tomorrow :D

Good night, fellow rejects

[Joanne98]

16. I'm 50 but I just got told by a 35 yr old I look good.

Maybe It's a new take on the "I will tell you, you look good for food" sign. lol

[belladonna]

18. I'm 37, but everyone I work with thought I was 25 until recently

I don't THINK they were saying it to make me feel good, but now that you mention it.... hmmmmmm.

[Teddy_Salad]

20. Hey, I'm 37 too, Queenie!

Turn 38 on October 5.

[Champ]

21. You 2 should get together

You see... I'm less then half your ages. So Im pretty young but Champ still knows how to rock a party. :)

[Catholic Sensation]

25. don't lie, you're 35 and only go for women in their early 20's

:grr:

[belladonna]

42. You are, huh?

Want a Geritol to spike that beer with? Or maybe I could sit on your lap in that rocking chair and we can talk about the first thing that comes up? :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

46. Yeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you're not into younger men, huh?
Champ will be disappointed.

You cannot beat experience, baby.

I might have been around the diamond a few times but I do know the way to home base. :evilgrin:

[Champ]

48. I'm not disappointed

I already got a wife(not officially). You 2 try not to hurt yourselves :)

[BlackVelvetElvis]

65. I'll turn 38 on Oct. 7

I feel like I'm 28.

[belladonna]

70. I'll turn 38 next March

But I've been told I feel like I'm 25. :evilgrin:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

75. Father time will play catch up

[BlackVelvetElvis]

66. You're 2 days older than me Teddy S.

Old man!

[Teddy_Salad]

68. Oh no!

Now I feel really old!

Maybe we need to start a "Libran Lounge Losers Club"? :)

[m-jean03]

7. Isn't there inherent contradiction in your organizing this activity, Teddy

?

Aren't you, like, really popular now that you started these get-togethers?
Doesn't that disqualify you from participating? Or are you like the popularity-rich overlord who keeps the poor losers and rejects in order?

Just wondering. I'm sure the bouncers will kick me out this time, too.. :D

[freeminder]

10. not ready to kick you...yet

but then again I'm only the newest wannabe, so I'm not the bouncer :-)

edited to add congrats for your 3XXX

[m-jean03]

17. Thanks!

I never thought I'd make 1000+ in a year when I first joined, let alone 3000+ in 6 months... :hi:

[freeminder]

22. You're welcome!

a rising star...

I already know reading DU can be addictive. I don't know about posting on DU. Do U?

[Teddy_Salad]

11. SECURITY!!!!!!!!

Well, as the ultimate Loser I have diplomatic immunity.

And oh yeah, I'm really popular around these parts. :eyes:

If all the abusive "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL"'s I get is a sign of popularity, I'll ride naked down Broadway upon Wilhelmina Wildebeest!

[belladonna]

15. Sorry Teddy

For the ultimate loser, please refer to post #6. :D

[m-jean03]

19. "Diplomatic immunity."

"...Has been revoked". Guess that line?

Do you really get hate mail? Or are you kidding me? How could anyone not like a goofy, friendly, liberal Aussie? :shrug:

[Teddy_Salad]

23. Yes I do.

It happens when I post over in GD or GD Campaign 2004, mostly.

I can post something like "I reckon John Kerry is great! He'd make a great president!".

And then I'll get replies like this.

"How dare you criticise Kerry!!!!! What are you, some kind of freeper?"

OR.......

"Typical comment from a freeper Yankee fan! Fuck off and see your boy Bush, jerk!"

GD and GD Campaign 2004 are very scary. :scared:

[m-jean03]

31. Goddess Damn You for Criticizing GD and GD Campaign 2004!

You stupid sexist macho freeper infiltrator! :D

I am kinda scared of speaking in those places. I do post there sometimes, but generally just here, in The Meeting Room, and LBN (I read the news and have to give my 2 cents, which is by some fluke of mental currency exchange worth exactly zero cents... :P )...

You're funny Teddy! :hug:

[Bunny]

51. Aw, Teddy. Stay out of those places!

They are not for everyone! There is no shame in not fitting in there!

Every time I open my mouth in GD2004, I say incredibly stupid things! Now I just avoid totally. I'll be voting for Kerry no matter what, so reading the other stuff just makes me nervous!

[belladonna]

53. I always say intelligent things when I go in there

I think they're all just threatened and feel the need to flame me since they know they can't compete. No, REALLY.... I mean that :D

[Bunny]

58. I'm sure you're right!

They ARE threatened by you! ;)

[Joanne98]

12. I could be exciting. But I don't want to.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

13. What's this about a wildebeest?

I want badgers!
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

[freeminder]

24. Do you mean badgerburgers, sir?

Cause a yak got grilled yesterday.


WARNING smell any beef before you eat it WARNING

a strange chemical smell in meat can give away malicious insertion of :party: ingredients

[Teddy_Salad]

28. You mean you haven't ridden the wildebeest yet?

Oh dear. You need to be initiated.

Be here at 10:00PM for it. Bring vaseline. :evilgrin:

[aljones]

26. Guess I should join the club!!

I am serving fictional drinks next door!!

Anybody want a woowoo, we got plenty left!

Poor turnout tonight!!

ally

[freeminder]

27. I'll have one of those woowoos, thanks!

I hear they're good for the brain.

[Teddy_Salad]

29. I'll trade some Cockroach Mix for a Woo-Woo

:)

[liarliartieonfire]

32. Only 5:00 here..I'm starting early

Good evening Wilhelmina Wildebeest. I'm sure you'll be looking even prettier in a few hours..haaaahha

I'm going to chill the martini glasses....I mean glass..Wilhelmina can drink outta her trough.

[freeminder]

33. I need a Martini trough nt

[liarliartieonfire]

37. freeminder ..I'll send a feeding tube out the back window for ya

direct line to the bottomless vat in the freezer..
mmmmmmmm..careful of those olives though..might have to suck harder.

[freeminder]

38. *hooking up*

thanks, I needed that

:toast:

or rather

:slurp:

[Hotler]

35. where did I set my beer????

Oh well, just have to get a fresh one.

[Teddy_Salad]

40. Oh...that was your beer?

Sorry about that.

Could you get me another while your up? ;)

[Hotler]

43. Yes, damn it!

I got a new one, really cold too.

[freeminder]

47. I use the image of dew on a cold beer bottle every day

to explain the phenomenon of water corrosion on aluminium

sad huh

:D

Enjoy!

Maybe have one of these ?

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

36. My CD collection, some good beer, and the internet.

Fuckin saddo i know....

[Champ]

41. Oh well

Is it time to bring out the Bacardi? :evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

45. All my favorite female DUers are on the mainland

Half of 'em are "Lebanese", anyway, same as in real life. Dr. Freud, please check your voicemail...

Nearly 20 years out of Yale, where I made cum laude, not gentleman's C's like Bush*, I am functioning as a cubicle rat making in the mid-$30s.

In short, I'm more of a loser than you will ever be, so shaddap, already, and pour me another drink!

[freeminder]

50. but in here, you can be a winner too!

and I know how you feel.

Doncha just feel like "this is unfair, all stupid f*cks get to be rich"

But for all they (and I) know, you could be a hit on DU!

[fishnfla]

54. Point(y) head of information

if you dont check into this club are you a winner then?

[fishnfla]

92. next questions to be avoided

1.if nobody responds to you in a loser thread, how big of a loser does that make you?

2.how many flaming thingamajigs does the loser tent have to have until its just another popularity contest? Are they then winners?

answers in 3..2...1... never

[Whitacre D_WI]

56. You're all a bunch of losers!

[belladonna]

59. Congratulations!!

Hooked on Phonics really paid off, didn't it? :D :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

60. Now I'm just confused.

:shrug:

[belladonna]

63. The title of the thread, silly

Oh, and I remember you, Mr. Passive Aggressive ;-)

[Joanne98]

61. Loser coming from the "Ohio" thread"

No explanation needed. :)

[belladonna]

72. Welcome, Joanne

I think they all passed out, but have a drink and stick around. Maybe we'll go around sticking the guy's hands in warm water or something equally silly :D

[Joanne98]

64. Kick

[Donkeyboy75]

76. Teddy, you're a poseur.

You may be the most popular thread-starter in the lounge now, you bloody wanker!

[Teddy_Salad]

79. A bloody wanker?

Stone the crows!

I think I'm more of a tosser than a wanker. Maybe. :silly:

[Donkeyboy75]

80. Maybe. I'll start a poll.

[Radical Activist]

82. Did I get here too late?

Ok, my loser excuse is that I'm in a new town and don't know anybody. I don't feel like going out tonight but beer still sounds good. Anyone else still up?

[Ophelia]

83. I'm such a loser, I can't even keep my name.

[Taverner]

84. Queing up Journey as we speak

We losers gotta rock Southie Suburban style ya know....

[indigo32]

85. Hey can I join this club

I just finished watching "Superstar"
so I wanna party LOL

[Radical Activist]

87. Is that any good?

I'm seriously tempted to see it but haven't yet.

[indigo32]

91. My mom laughed

OK thats a good thing.
I laughed too

[sundog]

89. of course, the DU Reject Lounge was formed for all those...

who have felt rejected by the popular kids in DU lounge...

[indigo32]

93. Well I have been known to kill a thread or two

but who's counting
:+

[sundog]

95. shhhh.. it's ok now.... shhhh... let it go, let it go.... you're amongst

friends now....

[indigo32]

96. oh

:cry: :cry: :cry:
OK all better now.

[Teddy_Salad]

97. Now hang on a god darn minute...

You don't go getting one of those thingys next to your handle by being a "Loser" around these parts.

Do we need to call security? ;)

[indigo32]

99. You forgot

I AM security
:P

[Teddy_Salad]

104. Oh...in that case...deal with yourself, will ya?

:P

[indigo32]

109. I'll get right on that

[sundog]

86. Hi rejects-- checking in...

a horribly long day at work---

ugh, I'm tired, I need a drink...

[belladonna]

108. About time you got here

They've all been picking on me tonight. Calling me old, refusing to strip, you name it :cry:

I'm long overdue for bed, just finally extricated myself from IM, so party on without me. Oh, and look for a pic of my old decrepit self in the DU Gallery if it ever gets updated :D

[angee_is_mad]

88. well you know how to ruin a night

thanks! Now I feel like a true loser and I thought I was in the IN-Crowd.

[sundog]

90. you must EMBRACE your inner loser...

this is all part of an ongoing therapy...

[angee_is_mad]

94. well this is a cry for help

HELP!!!

[Teddy_Salad]

98. Don't worry. You can never be a bigger loser than I

:(

[angee_is_mad]

100. What makes you so special?

Gosh, a gal can't get a break tonight!

[sundog]

101. there are many like us who...

have not reached 1000 yet, who have sustained the cruel blows of seniority in DU Lounge... who have purposely been ignored, squished... who have had our dreams shattered by the failure of our posts to become a flamer...

this is the support forum... to get us through the evil mile when we may choose to go on or walk away from DU lounge forever...

walk on sister, walk on....

[angee_is_mad]

103. thank you my brother

thank you

[indigo32]

102. Hey

who's bartendin?
I need a :beer:

[sundog]

105. I don't know who's bartender... ask Teddy...

--

[Philosophy]

107. Oooh! Oooh! Can I be a loser too?

I'll understand if you don't want me though, because I suck.

[Teddy_Salad]

110. No, we love losers who suck

We need more sucking losers.

Welcome! :loveya:

[sundog]

111. Ok everyone-- MUSHROOM TEA IS ON THE HOUSE

---

[Teddy_Salad]

112. Oh.........great

:eyes:

[sundog]

113. with lemon...

--

[indigo32]

115. Damn... I thought you said to talk to Teddy about drinks

Now This?
:hangover:

Maybe I should start passing them out.

[sundog]

116. well, he dumped the job on me... we ran out of jungle juice 2 nights ago

I have to be creative--

[indigo32]

117. Don't worry

I got it covered

[sundog]

118. mmmmmm

shall I get the blender?

[indigo32]

121. I got the ice

[Philosophy]

114. Anyone here need a new job?

[Teddy_Salad]

119. Hey, I work there!

:)

[indigo32]

120. ahem