Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

[Dover]

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said. ...Cont'd >

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5288963


(Hen peckered?)

[Lucky Luciano]

1. I wonder if that will make his wife feel a little inadequate?

What a ridiculous thing!

[Dover]

5. ....nah, but I heard the sheep were jealous.

Oh, if farm animals could talk.

[gonefishing]

2. Thanks for sharing that with us. nt

[Branjor]

3. Serves him right.....

The poor hen.

[Onlooker]

4. I always lock the door before doing that kind of stuff

Also, hope it wasn't oral sex

[Anarcho-Socialist]

6. What disturbs me the most...

...is that they slaughtered the hen afterward like it was its fault too. I seriously doubt that the hen gave her consent to partake in it.

[Career Prole]

7. Damn you, Viagra! n/t

[Zuni]

8. how very interesting

Lusaka will never be the same again

[silverlib]

9. Beyond the laughter and disgust...

This was actually posted a few days ago and many years ago I could have seen the absurdity. I know a woman, a recovering drug addict and now an attorney in OK whose grandfather, once an influential man, was convicted in court of having sex with a sheep. He committed suicide and the family lived in squalor and disdain in the community afterward. She was just a child and it took her many years to overcome this. It's really a sad situation for everyone concerned.

[NashVegas]

10. The Alternative to Life as a Walking Punchline

to a joke in a book my grandmother once gave me, "The World's Best Dirty Jokes."

There was one in there about a guy who goes to a brothel and gets talked into trying sex with a hen.

It doesn't work, but he has so much fun trying that he goes back a week later.

The house manager puts him in a room with a group of other men watching a woman try to get it on with a toy poodle.

The guy laughs his head off, until someone nudges him and says, 'you shoulda been here last week to see the guy with the hen.'

[Cooley Hurd]

11. 20 years ago, in my hometown...

...a man was arrested for having sex with a duck at a local park. I had the dubious honor of catching Mr Duck Lover shoplifting at the grocery store I worked at, and having him arrested. This was shortly after his duck-scapade & the shoplifting made the local news, as well.

And, no, he wasn't shoplifting poultry... :D

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. Not poultry, you say?

Let me guess: he was stealing a tube of KY. Or maybe it was a jar of Vaseline?

[Cooley Hurd]

15. Nah, it was beer...

You'd have to be pretty drunk to make it with a duck, don't you think?;)

[DS1]

13. My guess is he killed himself because of his rooster-sized dick

Confirmation can be a terrible thing.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Nah...he killed himself after the hen said,

"Is that all you got, peewee?".

[proud patriot]

16. Duplicate thread

please discuss here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1199107