EstimatedProphet
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:30 AM
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CONFESS!!!! What is your confession? |
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Mine is that I don't confess enough.
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Jackpine Radical
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:31 AM
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Doosh
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:33 AM
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2. my father voted for George Wallace |
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:34 AM
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3. i confess that i never confess. nt. |
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:35 AM
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4. Well I like to go out of my way to piss off repukes at work. |
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I emailed a bunch of them this:
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE - CONVENTION SCHEDULE - New York, NY
6:00 PM - Opening Prayer by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM - Pledge of Homeland Security Allegiance 6:35 PM - Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights 6:45 PM - Bill O' Reilly Weeps over a Plaster Model of the Twin Towers 6:46 PM - Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM - Foreign Policy Discussion: Iraq--How Dare They Shoot Back at Us 7:35 PM - Freedom Fries 7:40 PM - EPA Address #1: 'Depleted Uranium-It's What's For Dinner'. 8:00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children" 8:30 PM - Singalong: God Bless Wal-Mart 8:50 PM - Seminar #2: Multinational Corporations: Government of the Future 9:00 PM - Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' that Man o' Mine" 9:05 PM - Neal Boortz Declares Ariel Sharon "The Ultimate Libertarian" 9:10 PM - EPA Address #2: 'Trees: The real cause of forest fires' 9:30 PM - Break for secret meeting with Henry Kissinger 10:00 PM - Second prayer led by Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity 10:15 PM - Lecture by Karl Rove: Orwellian Doublespeak Made Easy 10:30 PM - Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM - Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM - John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM - Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM - Analysis: How Saddam Made our Gasoline Prices Go Up 10:50 PM - Ceremonial Constitution Toilet Wipe 11:20 PM - Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Harry Potter: The Dangerous New Cult" 11:25 PM - Natalie Maines Piñata Bash 11:30 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM - Singalong: Blame Clinton 11:40 PM - Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM - Closing Prayer by Jesus Christ Himself (played by Michael Savage) 12:00AM - Nomination of George W. Bush as Most Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:36 AM
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I've never seen that before!
I just spit milk all over the place!
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Angelus
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:35 AM
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5. ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I CONFESS! |
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:36 AM
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Jesus told me not to invade Iraq.
W.
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:41 AM
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8. Bless me father, for I have sinned. |
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It has been 15 years since my last confession.
Since that time: I have had 185,921 impure thoughts, Committed 19,418 impure acts, Lied a couple thousand times, Worshipped graven images, Failed to keep holy the Sabbath, Hell -- you know the 10 commandments? I broke 'em. Okay, not the "murder" one. I didn't kill anybody. Received the Eucharist at Xmas, even though I deny the divinity of Jesus. Ate pork and shellfish. A lot. Mixed meat and milk. A lot. Hey, father -- you ever take the purity test?
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:43 AM
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9. My confession... ummm... |
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I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it.
You know, I just... I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this discussion board, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some must-calls. Sorry.
-MR
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:57 AM
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10. I Flirted Outrageously With A RW Nut For YEARS!! |
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Unbeknownst to me though. Seriously I was floored and disgusted with myself when I heard this guy go off on a Freeper type rant after the "liberation" broke out....UGH!!!!!!! Check please!
The worst part of it is we are both married, happily married at that...write it off to a mid-life crisis, I guess! Glad it didn't go any farther than outrageous flirtation, I guess I should be happy he turned out to be a closet Dittohead.
UGH!
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Tue Jun-01-04 10:59 AM
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11. I don't practice enough |
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I have a rehearsal tonight for which I don't know the music.
I have a rehearsal Thursday for which I don't know the music.
I have a church service Sunday for which I don't know the music.
I have a concert Sunday night for which I don't know the music.
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