The Crazed Cartographer of all CAPTIONS!!! (Not for children.)

[skip fox]

"No, no, Mr. President, Mr. Powell didn't really mean you could fall off of your Roadmap to Peace. He was just using figurative language. You can't literally fall off a map. See? These are mountains, here, where the fire is, but no smoke is coming off the map, now is it? And you can't see little animals fleeing the flames no matter how close you look. . . . See? . . . See? . . ."

[RobertSeattle]

1. Heh Heh - Those red lines outline what looks like Heh Heh Ya Know...

[cosmicdot]

2. Sorry, Mr. Pretzel ... er President ... but, this is the only area left

... where any WMD programs could possibly exist ... our extremely sophisticated satellite and advanced image technology, as you know, knew this for years ... heck, we know when any Iraqi sneezes ... aside from the fact you killed thousands of innocent people and, as you would say, 'stuff' ... this is actually the size of Crawford, and you know what life is like there, right?


shameless self-promotion (need TLC)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=122295

[underpants]

3. Yes Sir I understand that you don't actually see yourself on the map..

but trust me when I say that this IS where you are right now.

W:Well if I wave ma arms maybe....

No sir please don't start waving your arms again.

edited for spelling-Yeah I'm so smart.

[skip fox]

4. Sweet!

You got what I was after, but intelligently & gracefully.

[rock]

5. It's your name, Georgie, defacing this giant granite penis.

[skip fox]

6. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

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