"Honey, I'm going to the store."

[Ellen Forradalom]

"Can I get you anything?"

"Sure. A box of sanitary napkins, please."

Throws hands in air. "Oh, just what every guy likes to get at the store! Kotex!"

"Well, it means you have a fertile woman at home. Is that a problem? And anyhow, I buy condoms."

"Oh, that's not the same."

"Well, it means I have a fertile man at home. Anyhow, you did ask if you could get me anything."

Sigh. "Yes. I did."

"And wouldn't you know it, I happen to be gushing blood."

"Thanks for sharing that with me."

"No problem. Now please go to the store and get me my Kotex."

[Mojambo]

1. Yep, I'm getting married REAL soon...

:eyes:

[pagerbear]

2. And a Fleet enema while you're at it!

And some of that Rid lice remover!

[Dookus]

3. man

sounds like YOU'VE got a busy weekend planned!

[pagerbear]

4. LOL

[LibertyorDeath]

5. I feel your pain LOL

[LibertyorDeath]

6. I was just reminded that my better half has resorted to using

our New Born sons diapers rather than send me to the store for the dreaded Kotex.

Now that's Love... :)

[Guaranteed]

7. If there's one thing that I like to flaunt when I go out in

public, it's the fertility of my significant other. :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. One time my husband ran to the store

and in the checkout line right behind him was a pretty blonde, but he couldn't talk to her, because he was buying Kotex, hemorrhoid cream, and diapers. He is SOOOO married.

[Elidor]

9. I have no problem buying tampons for my girlfriend

Toilet paper is another story. Wandering around the store with a package of TP under my arm is like wearing a t-shirt that says: "Yes, I'm going to go home and wipe my ass with this stuff."

As long as she'll buy the TP, I'll happily ask the store manager to bring out a pallet-load of Kotex on a forklift and load it in the back of my truck while I stand there with a satisfied smile.

[pagerbear]

10. Oh, then will YOU pick up the Fleet enema for me?

;-)

[bearfan454]

11. I've bought tampons for Mrs Bearfan lots of times. Tampax brand.

I don't any more after her total hysterectomy. I used to buy New Freedom Super Maxi deodorant pads for the 1st Mrs bearfan. I don't have a problem with it.