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Mon Jun-07-04 09:08 AM
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Now what would happen if everyone who had a significant other, spouse, or trick with a penis, and knew they voted Republican, just announced, the next time they were asked for a blowjob, "Oh, I'm sorry, that's sort of a, you know, Democrat thing, like Clinton, and I've decided that until we get a Democrat in the White House, I'm not doing it."
Now would that build the Democratic Party and ensure a Kerry landslide, or what?
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:11 AM
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Believe it or not, that idea is a few thousand years old...sort of.
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:15 AM
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I am flashing back to the year-long class I took at University of Chicago; "Greek Thought and Literature"
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:18 AM
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9. Is that a Roman epistle in code |
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or are you just happy to see me?
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:17 AM
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3. Works on Republican girlfriends too |
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Let's not be gender-biased - oral-sex moratorium.
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:35 AM
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:44 AM
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11. If I promise to vote dem.... |
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does that mean I get guarunteed...
I'm lowering the tone again amn't I?
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:24 AM
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4. nah, some Republicans aren't crazy for bush* but as a proponent of choice |
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I think a bumper sticker like this would be fun:
No Roe, No Blow(job)
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Mon Jun-07-04 09:31 AM
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Blowjobs are better than snowjobs -- vote Democrat 2004
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:15 AM
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7. Christians and BJ's... |
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Aren't you forgetting the Christians (or maybe this is just Catholics... can someone can help me out a little here)? Sex is sacred act between a man and a woman, for the purposes of procreation only. Oral sex, which is sex only for pleasure and therefore is born out of lustful feelings, is sinful. So, offering the Christian (or Catholic?) Repubs BJ's is like offering them a ticket straight to hell. I don't think that will help our cause much...
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:45 AM
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12. You know how many Christian Teenagers do BJ or Anal... |
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...because that's the only way they can have 'sex' without losing their virginity before marriage.
Trust me - kids do that!
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Mon Jun-07-04 11:26 AM
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Well I imagine the BJ thing is right, but anal? That has to be more morally dubious than just having sex. (From a Christian point of view)
Maybe I should start going to Bible class....
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Mon Jun-07-04 11:29 AM
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15. It's not about morality, it's about rationalization |
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The less physical evidence, the easier it would be to rationalize, for example. Christianity (and all faiths, really) have been about rationalizing the same sins we've always committed for the past few thousand years. :D
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Mon Jun-07-04 11:20 AM
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13. That is a Catholic belief! |
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every sperm is sacred (to take from that great Monty Python Song!)
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:17 AM
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8. The only problem is, the Republicans don't seem to like sex... |
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unless it's for procreation purposes. :-)
But I love the idea, anyway. :-)
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Mon Jun-07-04 10:43 AM
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10. Well, I seem to remember reading about |
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a gender gap, and about couples whose votes cancelled each other out. It just seemed to me that if pukes could use sex to get a Democrat out of the White House, maybe it could backfire on them.
And there are plenty of evangelical right-wing Christian pukes who aren't Catholic and think they discovered sex, or at least have a patent on it.
It was just a thought.....
By the way, all you Greek scholars, did that Lysistrata thing work?
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