Remind me not to eat at Denny's

[TrogL]

My God the cramps.

I don't remember what it was called - it was similar to a club house sandwich.

The bread was coated with at least a pound of butter on each side. I have no idea what was in it. The menu said turkey but I've never seen turkey that colour.

I will not talk about the fries. Go ahead and torture me. It would distract me from the cramps.

Ank had fish and chips. The fish looked like (and smelled like) turkey. It sat is a congealed blob of grease. He ordered poutine - a rather questionable (at the best of times) Quebecois *ahem* delicacy consisting (theoretically) of Freedom Fries (or whatever they're called this week), gravy and white cheese strings. The potatoes resembled some sort of noodle normally found in really bad Chinese food. The gravy looked like something that dripped out of my crackcase when I blew a head gasket. The cheese was cheddar - I think. May have been reconstituted Cheeze wiz or soggy Cheezies for all I know.

In desperation for something edible, I stole his cole-slaw. No luck.

How the fuck do you make cole slaw greasy?

Urp *runs to the can*

[matcom]

1. do a search on Denny's from last week

use my name as the author, then come back to THIS thread and tell me what you think

;)

[TrogL]

6. Advanced search is down

Can you tell me the gist of it or link?

[matcom]

7. a cook at a Denny's was caught

'squirting off' into the honey mustard and watching customers eat away

[TrogL]

8. Thanks. I needed that. I really did. Badly! I did so need that.

NOT!!

[matcom]

9. anything i can do to help

:P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. You have to be reminded? EWWW

I won't even eat at IHOP anymore. I just can't stomach it.
Makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it.
Duckie

[Servo300]

3. IHOP never bothered me....

Their food has always been pretty good.

[bif]

4. Okay, here's a reminder: Don't eat at Denny''s!

I had a burger there once that was terrible. I'll never eat there again.

[scottcsmith]

5. The secret: Crisco

I swear to God, they must use Crisco in every single recipe. Just dump in a couple of cups into that chili...soak the meat in it...put a teaspoon into the iced tea. Yummy!

[Ernesto]

10. Are you kidding?

Nobody can prepare a hair omlet like Denny's..... And if constipation is your problem, Denny's always has the cure. It is called "the shits".

[HEyHEY]

11. You need a reminder for that?