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Sat Aug-23-03 02:47 PM
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I just broke into the 100+ club! Don't ask anything important!!!! |
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I'm just a newly born individual in the three digit club - be gentle - travel light - go softly.
Any simple questions Swami would be able to respond to?
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:52 PM
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bearded_cat
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:56 PM
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4. Thanks! It was a long tough road |
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but I made it. If I remain forever in DU Lounge, is that a version of hell or heaven? I'm having fun. Whoops. I'm the question answerer here, I think. I'm going to meditate for 30 seconds or so, but shall return.
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:54 PM
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2. Why doesn't hair grow on footballs? |
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I've always wondered that because that's how my Dad used to say no to a question: "Because hair doesn't grow on footballs."
Welcome bearded_cat!!:toast:
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bearded_cat
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:58 PM
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though footballs contain the essence of hog, and can fly, they are, alas, not of living essence.
I suggest one throw old food from the refrigerator instead. It can grow green hair easily, and can be fun!
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:56 PM
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3. Is a bearded cat anything like... |
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...a bearded clam?
Just asking.
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Sat Aug-23-03 02:59 PM
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6. We are all 6 degrees removed from one another |
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so yes, I could have been a bearded clam were it not for the funny forces of fate.
Thank you for your question. May I please have some simpler ones please?
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:01 PM
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7. How long did it take you to get 100 posts? |
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Just curious if your a frequent poster. I've been here five months and just recently broke 500 posts.
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:05 PM
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8. I tend to disregard complicated ideas such as time |
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I look at some things that happened yesterday, and it seems it could have been years ago. No, I haven't been diagnosed yet with Altzeimers, though that doesn't mean it couldn't be the case.
I was amazed at how quickly the posts add up. I'm sure I didn't say anything memorable.
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:08 PM
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How did you find DU? What made you decide to join instead of just lurking? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:14 PM
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1. I was looking for some kind of explanation for the confluence and congruence of light, velocity and time, and ended up here.
2. Because I felt dirty as a lurker. Always feeling the need to shower.
3. Faster than the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow. The addition of weight, of course. However, energy must be entered into the equation as well.
Help! Simple, I say, Simple!
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:47 PM
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11. Congrats bearded_cat!! |
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:49 PM
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12. Thanks! I'm having fun. |
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:54 PM
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Edited on Sat Aug-23-03 04:05 PM by kanrok
The proper response to #3, of course, is...African or European swallow?
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Sat Aug-23-03 03:59 PM
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but what about the Australian or Indian sparrow? So complicated!
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