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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:39 PM
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Ladies: He's single grab him now while you can
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:41 PM
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1. There comes my lunch:
:puke:
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:41 PM
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2. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!! Hey warn me first of a :puke:
So physically repulsive and morally reprehensible the sight of him sends evil pangs into my stomach from my eyes.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:42 PM
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3. quick
snatch him up before bubba in CB-4 cLaims him as his own. after that it'LL cost you 2 cartons of smokes.
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:42 PM
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4. I just want his cigar collection and humidor.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:44 PM
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5. What's wrong with my monitor
there's a giant asshole filling the screen.
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noiretextatique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:45 PM
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6. if i wasn't gay already
:scared: he sure would turn me :puke:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:45 PM
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7. Yes, but there was always the rumor that Rush is gay
I mean, could that turn you straight?

:shrug:
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:49 PM
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8. That's one for arwalden
and freetobegay I guess.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:49 PM
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9. That would explain why he keeps getting rid of wives :)
Edited on Mon Jun-14-04 01:50 PM by ET Awful
He secretly wants to be bride. . . poor guy, always a groom, never a bride ;)

That tie alone is enough to make any human being with taste choke on their own bile, but what it's wrapped around could cause projectile vomiting :)
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noiretextatique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:03 PM
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17. nope...
but i'd pay him to turn halle berry gay :evilgrin:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:51 PM
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10. Is he wearing rouge on his lips?
And why, with all that money, can't the man buy a decent tie?
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ploppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 01:57 PM
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11. I'd rather
sew up my vagina.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:03 PM
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13. That's a lovely image!
:D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:03 PM
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12. At least it's a picture of him fully clothed. Thank goodness for small..
favors. :-)
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:11 PM
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14. Ewww.... Couldn't you have at least posted a



face shot and not the huge pilonidal cyst?!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:14 PM
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15. I'd do him-
For the sole purpose of giving him a good donkey punch.

And with that, fellow DUers, I am OUT OF THE 700 CLUB!!!
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:14 PM
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16. The Way I'd Grab Him Would Be Considered Assault!
Better he stays far, far away. Hong Kong, maybe.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:08 PM
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18. That's cruel!
That picture is huge. Ugghhhh, my lunch! :puke:
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:12 PM
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19. An extra-big pic to symbolize all the love............
that he has in store for "that special lady." C'mon girls, how can you say no to that tie!!!
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:47 PM
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20. I'm straight and male but Mmm!!! I am TEMPTED! (n/t)
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