Even more freeper jokes! Can your heart stand it?

[NightTrain]

Q: Why did the freeper woman stop using a vibrator?
A: It chipped her teeth.

Q: Why can't you circumcise freepers?
A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

Q: What's the diffference between a freeper wedding and a freeper funeral?
A: One less drunk.

Q: Why don't freepers use Preparation-H?
A: Because they're such perfect assholes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a freeper with a midget?
A: A short Wal-Mart clerk.

Q: What do you say to a freeper in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Q: What happened when the freeper tried to blow up an abortion clinic?
A: He burned his lips on the steampipe.

Q: Why don't freepers use suppositories?
A: It hurts like hell when they swallow 'em.

[LoZoccolo]

1. No end to those pricks.

That actually could be interpreted as a complement.

[NightTrain]

3. Hmm.... Hadn't thought of that!

[candy]

2. Good Lord!

[MrScorpio]

4. Another one

Q: What's the difference between a freeper and a bag of flaming shit?
A: The bag.

[bo44]

8. LMAO

[LibertyorDeath]

5. Thanks LOL

Love this one

"Q: What do you say to a freeper in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

[KamaAina]

6. What has 100 heads and 50 teeth?

The front row at a freeper convention!

[NightTrain]

7. Kick for the graveyard shift

And now, it's time for bed. Goodnight, DU! :boring: