What should I do while waiting for the cable guy?

[GOPisEvil]

So, I'm home, waiting for the cable guy (or gal) to come install a new cable outlet in my 2nd bedroom/home office/TV room. What should I do to pass the time?

[Misinformed01]

1. Oh come ON!!

Like you are going to do anything else but surf DU! :)

[Not Me]

2. Read Big Dawg's book...

if your cable company's response is anything like it is here...you have a long wait.

[GOPisEvil]

4. But...if I leave to go buy it, the cable guy is SURE to show up!

Then I'll have to take ANOTHER day off work....hey...hmmm...you might be on to something...:think:

[matcom]

3. Masturbate

:D

[GOPisEvil]

5. OK...and after that 9-12 minutes?

:D

[matcom]

7. he will be there by then

:D

[GOPisEvil]

8. Sure...just in time to spot me!

Maybe I should do that inside, eh?

[Skittles]

21. 9-12 minutes

please :7

[GOPisEvil]

22. That's "0-60" time.

:7

[Skittles]

23. still not buying it baby

:7

[GOPisEvil]

24. Just come out and say it!

You want to watch! Perv!! :P

[Skittles]

25. would that be with or without Matcom?

:7

[GOPisEvil]

27. With, of course!

:D

[Skittles]

28. 9-12 minutes non-solo?

that's acutally pretty good. :thumbsup:

[LDS Jock]

9. If you choose to do that

be careful with some of the side effects. I would hate for you to have a "Something About Mary" incident.

[Skittles]

26. I've met David and his hair is pretty short

nt

[Benhurst]

6. Call the cable company again. Tell them that you want a

package which does not include Fox, MSNBC, etc. If they don't have one, tell them to cancel your service. Why pay for right-wing propaganda? :shrug:

[NoPasaran]

10. Call the other cable company

And ask them how long before they'll have service in your area.

[GOPisEvil]

11. One of the first things I checked was if Grande was in the area.

They're not. :-(

[supernova]

12. You've answered your own question

by now. :D

Even masterbaation pales in comparison to DU.

[GOPisEvil]

13. The cable guy just called. He'll be here within 30 minutes.

Just enough time for...well....you know...:D

[supernova]

16. Just pop over to

Heather Haven. :D

[SarahB]

14. Bite your tongue, woman!

That's heresy! :D

[zbdent]

15. I was going to suggest reading the unabridge version of

"War and Peace". You might have to pick up some other reading material to fill up the rest of the time.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

17. Watch 'The Cable Guy' on DVD

[SOteric]

18. I'm definitely thinking you should squander your time on DU

:hi: :pals:

[GOPisEvil]

20. Excellent selection!

:hi:

[tjwash]

19. Your kidding right?

DU baby!

[GOPisEvil]

29. He's late!!!

It's been 38 minutes! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!