Teens Banned From Movie Theater For Having Sex During "Dodgeball"

[matcom]

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MERRIAM, Kan. -- Two Kansas teenagers are in trouble with the law after they were caught having sex in a movie theater over the weekend, KMBC's Emily Aylward reported.

The Cinemark in Merriam typically draws a big crowd over the summer, and Friday night was no exception. But a teenage boy and girl didn't let the crowd stop them from getting a little more intimate than the theater's management expected.

Police say a manager stumbled upon a 17-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl partially naked in a hallway at the back of the theater.

"The two individuals had their clothes partially down, and were engaging in sexual relations," said police Lt. Tim Burnett. "(The manager) told them to put their clothes back on and stay and wait for security, and he wanted to see their movie tickets."

The kids had just watched "Dodgeball," Aylward reported.

http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/entertainment/3447870/detail.html

[Sandpiper]

1. As a former movie theatre usher

All I can say is, I'm surprised this is news. Stuff like that happens all the time.

[Xithras]

9. Yup, very common

I did a stint at the local theater during HS. We had a pair of low-lux goggles that we'd occasionally put on to catch people breaking the rules, and I saw things in there that still shock me (including a teen girl having sex with two guys at once). We caught people having sex in the theater almost every weekend, and standard policy was to simply escort them from the building, snap a polaroid of them, and let them know that they weren't welcome back for a year.

This stuff is very common, and I have no idea why it's news.

[Sandpiper]

13. Newsflash: Teens have sex in movie theatres

In other news, a recent study has shown that people enjoy having picnics when the weather is warm and sunny. :-)

[LynneSin]

2. Sounds like she was 'dodging the balls' if you know what I mean

:eyes:

[DS1]

4. If she was trying to dodge them, it must've been a half-hearted effort

:silly:

[DS1]

3. hehe, I was just about to post this

No balls were dodged, according to the police

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

5. Why else would they go to a Ben Stiller movie?

[colonel odis]

6. to me, the mystery of something like this is always why

when the authority figure says "wait her for security," people actually .... wait.

ruunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[sam sarrha]

7. maybe i should tke the ol lady to see that.....

:hug:

[NewJeffCT]

8. Doesn't this happen a lot?

I mean, I'm no swinger or wild man, but I've had sex in a movie theater. If I've done it, I'm sure others have as well.

[rinsd]

10. Dumbass teenagers....

You don't do it in the hallway.

Better options include;

Back of the theater

The bathroom

While in still in your seats

[Brahma Bull]

11. There's nothing more romantic than having sex...

after you're done watching "Dodgeball".

[Donkeyboy75]

12. LMAO!

Yes, my wife was just complaining the other day that I don't do romantic things like fuck her in the movie theatre bathroom after watching silly comedies.

:)

[tigereye]

16. your'e just not a romantic

LOL

[Bombtrack]

14. Is this really national news? Teenagers banging in the back of a theater

would certainly be something that would interest me if it happened in my town, but in Kansas?

Someone should tell Sam Brownback, that skunk Kansas senator who's getting Howard Stern kicked off the air. The King of all media must be to blame. Or, is it time to ban Ben Stiller movies?

[Bombtrack]

15. Is this really national news? Teenagers banging in the back of a theater

would certainly be something that would interest me if it happened in my town, but in Kansas?

Someone should tell Sam Brownback, that skunk Kansas senator who's getting Howard Stern kicked off the air. The King of all media must be to blame. Or, is it time to ban Ben Stiller movies?

[Blue-Jay]

17. At least it wasn't during Schindler's List.

:)