Misunderestimator
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:03 PM
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Poll question: I Feel the Need to Piss Like a ___________. |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:05 PM
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1. Specifically..."a Russian racehorse" |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:01 PM
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Latvian racehorse Cuban racehorse Cambodian racehorse
I change the nationality of my horse every time I use that expression. Cracks my wife up, and she's been hearing me do it for 13 years!
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:08 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:14 PM
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4. Oh shoot.... good one. n/t |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:12 PM
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3. I always say I have to piss like a Bitch |
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It's just a saying, take no offense please.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:16 PM
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... then piss off, bitch... :)
(THAT WAS A JOKE)
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:18 PM
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6. I told you it was only a saying |
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It doesn't need to make sense.
Oh, yeah, piss off to you too, BITCH!!!
(That was also a joke)
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:19 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:23 PM
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8. If you've ever been anywhere a near a urinating equine, |
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the statement would make more sense, as it sounds like the deluge that caused Noah to become a boatbuilder.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:26 PM
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9. The idea of Noah's ark floating in piss just kinda makes me... |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:27 PM
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There I said it. That's gross.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:29 PM
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11. Well, piss off if you don't like it... |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:34 PM
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14. I think we need to take this outside |
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I'm sick of your *shit*
;-) :bounce:
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:35 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:44 PM
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19. See, you think I'm funny |
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Come on, admit it!:silly: :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:48 PM
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20. Yeah... it's funny the things I find funny... |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:51 PM
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21. Well you must have a ball then everytime you |
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look into a mirror!:evilgrin: :silly:
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:52 PM
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22. How old are you anyway? |
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:) :shrug: :bounce::bounce:
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:55 PM
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23. OkOK, I'm getting carried away with myself |
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I am only joking but maybe I crossed the line. If you are really offended please tell me and I will stop. I was just trying to have a funny conversation because I am so bored at work right now and I need someone to laugh with even if it's only via the computer.
BTW, I am 26, for whatever that is worth.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:56 PM
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24. Translation: Smiley face and that Bouncy thing mean I'm joking... |
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:)
I was definitely kidding. :toast:
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:57 PM
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Oh I knew that but the Shrug had me a little nervous |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:57 PM
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oh... and I have to have the last word.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:59 PM
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27. Oh..so happy I'm still funny! |
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Of course you have to say the last word, you're a woman right?!:silly: :bounce: :yourock:
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:01 PM
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30. Yep... you got it right... |
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and thanks for the :yourock:... sweet.
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:02 PM
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31. I learned well from my mother and my sister |
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That they always have the last word in the household. Men, what good are we for anyway?!:shrug: :)
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:06 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:09 PM
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36. Grasshopper? So what, now I have antennae sticking out |
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of my face. It's called eyebrows you moron!:evilgrin: :silly:
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:10 PM
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Oh sorry.... those are just especially arching eyebrows... my bad. :)
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:11 PM
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39. Yes, I have grown such a classy looking unibrow |
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Seriously, what does it mean to piss like a racehorse? I never got that expression.
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Wed Jun-23-04 09:58 PM
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41. Just a LOT of built up stuff is all... :) |
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:10 PM
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37. there are horse-drawn tourist carriages in my town ... |
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... and one particular intersection has a big puddle of horse urine, every time I go by (careful to stay upwind!).
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:31 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:32 PM
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13. Hmm.... You got some history there or somethin? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-23-04 06:33 PM by Misunderestimator
:)
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:37 PM
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16. Like a cow pissing on a flat rock. |
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So says my dad when it's raining hard. (i.e. It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock out there.)
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:38 PM
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17. Cute... was that in Texas? |
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Just kinda sounds familiar.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:40 PM
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18. My dad is from southwest IL originally. I suspect he picked it up there. |
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However southern IL is damn near the south (as I suspect his family came from Kentucky).
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Wed Jun-23-04 10:03 PM
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43. racehorse on a flat rock |
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"I've got to piss like a racehorse on a flat rock"
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:57 PM
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25. There's always good old, reliable... |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:59 PM
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28. Oh well... I was working on a deadline... :) |
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:13 PM
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40. Deadline, you say,... |
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What type of work do you do? If you want to share.
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Wed Jun-23-04 09:59 PM
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42. No sharing.... not today... :) |
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But the deadline applies only to this thread... :)
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:00 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:03 PM
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32. ...like a metaphor with a full bladder. |
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:05 PM
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33. Is it that race horses piss a lot? |
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Or is it only at races that most people see large animals urinate?
Seriously, I curious about where this phrase came from.
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Wed Jun-23-04 07:06 PM
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34. I never got what this phrase meant either |
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Thu Jun-24-04 12:58 PM
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I think, in this day and age, a hell of a lot of people have never been around live, excreting, cattle or horses except the occasional day at the racetrack. Big animals pee prodigious quantities. Plus horses drink a hell of a lot of water, so, yeah, they piss a lot. A LOT.
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Wed Jun-23-04 10:07 PM
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44. Like a multigravida in the third trimester. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 01:05 PM
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47. great big pregnant lady! |
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To the tune of "Blowin' in the Wind"
How many times Can a girl go pee In one single day? You'd think once an hour Would be quite enough. How much more can I pee, I say. The answer my friend Is my peeing never ends. The answer, my peeing never ends.
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Thu Jun-24-04 01:30 PM
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48. like a geriatric groundhog. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 03:16 PM
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disgusting critters, the male's penis is somehow bent backwards between the legs: he urinates & defecates simultaneously while franticly wagging his nasty little tail to get a fanning effect. Had one at the zoo I worked at who backed up to the bars when a school class was visiting.....
I feel the need to piss like a pygmy hippo.....now!
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