Howdy Doody: Man or Myth?

[CO Liberal]

Source: http://www.dia.org/

[Speck Tater]

1. That son of a birch!

Why was he so poplar? He always acted like such an ash.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. You're just pining over the days

when TVs were made from wood.

[Speck Tater]

3. Stop! That's as fir as this should go.

[CO Liberal]

6. Are You Afraid We'll Larch Off on a Tangent?

:-)

[Speck Tater]

8. One more like that and I'll leaf!

[CO Liberal]

10. I'll Admit They're a Bit Acorn-y

:-)

[TX-RAT]

13. Thats oak-kay

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Don't bark orders at us! I'm no sap!

[CO Liberal]

16. Your Argument is Well Rooted....

:-)

[CO Liberal]

4. Sounds Like an Old Chestnut

:-)

[CO Liberal]

17. I'm Going Out on a Limb...

...to say that these puns are hilarious.

:-)

[El Supremo]

5. Ronald Reagan's illegitimate son by Katie Couric. n/t

[sus]

7. Howdy Doody: Brilliant AND Hot!!

[El Supremo]

9. Once wanted Clarabell to perform sex with him on the show.

But Buffalo Bob nixed it.

[CO Liberal]

11. I Have a Book About Howdy Doody

Called "Hey, Kids - What Time is It?" In the book, they talk about the x-rated rehearsals they used to have, where Howdy would hump the Flubadub, or Mr. Bluster would bury his face in Princess Summerfall Winterspring's cleavage. All the while, visitors were walking past the glass windows as part of the NBC tour.....

[DinahMoeHum]

14. Does Howdy Doody have a woodpecker?

Is Robb a dingbat?

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

15. Does He Get "Morning Wood"???

:-)