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Fri Jun-25-04 12:40 PM
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Analogies are like the icing on the cake - only without the sugar . They're like the gin in the tonic - only without the alcohol. I was sitting here thinking like the guy in the Rodin sculpture except that I'm not made of marble and my hand isn't on my chin and I'm wearing clothes.
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:40 PM
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1. He flew thirty stories to the concrete slab...like an eagle, drunk. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:41 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:41 PM
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3. Getcher red hot similes and metaphors here!!! Step right up! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:43 PM
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4. As a horn to her eye, as a hope to your heart, thus might ye blow. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:45 PM
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5. To wait in DU for repartee is to wait for Godot, twice. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:46 PM
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8. Let the thread die like this crappy analogy I'm trying to create |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:46 PM
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6. He Beatty-ed her shamelessly, |
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making her squeal like Ned and hallucinate like Warren.
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:46 PM
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7. Slept like a log...... |
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I woke up in the fireplace.
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:47 PM
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9. as a cream to cheese was my face to her whip. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:49 PM
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11. His chest was her pillow, and oh, did she drool. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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14. she was hungry enough to eat ten servings of airline food, economy class, |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:52 PM
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15. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:48 PM
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10. Dating another DUer is like oil dating vinegar |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM by Misunderestimator
... they go so great together on a salad. :evilgrin:
ok, I was just browsing... away I go... :bounce::bounce::bounce:
(Edited... )
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:49 PM
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12. She smote the web of human kindness as modems blasts bits, biting. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:01 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:02 PM
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as long as everyone agrees on the interpretation... :)
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:52 PM
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16. A good post is like poly-vinyl-chloride: synthetic, soon buried, and |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:53 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:56 PM
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18. occasionally, some of this chemical stuff rubs off on me. |
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oops. that sounds dangerous!
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:01 PM
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20. The new shoes chewed her heels as dead cows take revenge...long and hard. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:05 PM
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22. I am like the National Geographic collection at the library, perused |
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only by horny juvenile delinquent schoolboys looking for the nude pictures. :cry:
Well, I am! At least on DU. :D
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:05 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:18 PM
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29. My unseen and unknown mind is like those endless pages of colorful |
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images and worldly knowledge -- but no one knows, no one cares, they only look for whatever quick, cheap thrills I have to offer. Day by day, my pages grow yellow, musty, and begin to stick together. Eventually, all my data will be transferred to microfiche or CD-ROM.
I don't know what happens at that point. :shrug:
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:06 PM
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25. you should come hang out with us at the RNC convention in NYC |
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we'll find you some action!
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:14 PM
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27. Ooooh, Republican babes!! |
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I want one that looks like the Coulter-geist!! :puke:
:D Are you going to be protesting?
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:17 PM
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28. Her legs spread like herpes during the RNC. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:00 PM
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34. And I puked like a fratboy on reading that statement |
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:puke: :puke: :puke:
Now I will drink like one, to try to forget that I read it. :beer: :beer: :beer:
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:04 PM
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35. Thanks for the invite -- |
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Like a skunk caught in traffic, I only wish I could make it. :hi:
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:05 PM
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24. It is about to rain as if a cow were urinating on a flat rock. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:08 PM
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26. His voice was like cheap grey flannel - soft, coarse, and easily spotted. |
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(shut up, shut up, shut up!)
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:23 PM
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31. And she always wore this particular flannel; |
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She could never take it off.
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:36 PM
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39. Until one day, when I got ahold of her. |
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Gradually, her coarseness softened and her softness hardened; she screamed like a schoolgirl and collapsed in a pile of electric blue satin. Never again would she don that old, gray flannel...
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:22 PM
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30. Her braces mocked her teeth like an oversized teenage bra. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:46 PM
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32. they argued a moment as if they cared; the pigs flew by. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:58 PM
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33. You sound existential today, sus... |
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You're like an old book, lying open in the street, pages fluttering senselessly, while it rains incessantly and the words begin to blur. . .
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:08 PM
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36. your perception is like kudzu over cyber-byways |
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:10 PM
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37. I use kudzu to make jello |
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I'm as cool as kudzu jello B-)
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:12 PM
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38. your kudzu jello makes one feel as a kid on a roller-coaster as he |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 02:13 PM by sus
shouts his fears away
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Fri Jun-25-04 02:39 PM
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40. Your fear is like old bologna in the fridge |
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Better to toss it out and buy something healthier. ;-)
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