Man Finds Python Under Seat Of Rental Car

[matcom]

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MADISON, Wis. -- A motorist found a slithery surprise not covered in his rental car agreement when a ball python stuck its head out from between his legs.

"He was completely in shock," said Officer Laura Walker. "I mean he said he was lucky he didn't crash the car."

When Walker and animal control officer Tim Frank arrived to help Sunday, the 2 1/2-foot constrictor snake was coiled around the seat's base, Walker said.

With some effort, Frank removed the black and gold snake and took it to the Dane County Humane Society, which will put it up for adoption if no one claims it, Frank said.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3472141/detail.html

[Nlighten1]

1. This sounds like a setup for a Monty Python joke.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Ohhh...you wanted the "no reptile" option. Sorry. My mistake.

[bbernardini]

3. "I'd like to buy a snake license, please."

:)

[mark0rama]

4. I heard the 911 tape on the local news last night.

"Is it YOUR snake sir?"

"Um, NO..."

"Is it your car?"

"Well, I'm renting it."

I know they have to ask these questions, but it was still funny to hear.

[yellowcanine]

5. "Let the python soar!" Uh - that doesn't quite work, does it?

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