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Tue Jun-29-04 11:18 AM
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A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR, SITS DOWN, AND SAYS, "BARTENDER, GOT ANY SPECIALS TODAY?"
"YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVE A NEW DRINK INVENTED BY A GYNECOLOGIST PATRON OF OURS. IT IS A MIX OF PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER AND SMIRNOFF VODKA."
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU CALL THAT?" . . . . .
"A PABST SMIR."
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:19 AM
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1. Don't quit your day job. n/t |
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:27 AM
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2. A horse walks into a bar... |
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...bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:27 AM
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3. A skeleton walks into a bar... |
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...says, "I'd like a beer, and a mop."
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htuttle
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:28 AM
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4. A priest, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar... |
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...bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitresses generously!
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:28 AM
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5. So this baby seal walks into a club... |
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(This is a bad joke thread, right?)
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:28 AM
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6. a jumper cable walks into a bar |
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bartender says, don't try starting anything.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:29 AM
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7. A dyslexic walks into a bra. |
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:32 AM
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8. A guys walks into a bar. It's empty except for |
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the bartender. He orders a drink, and as the bartender is turned around making it, he hears a voice that says "Hey. Nice pants." The guy looks around but doesn't see anyone. He asks the bartender "Did you just hear that voice? Where did it come from?"
The bartender replies "From the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:34 AM
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9. A guy covered in black dirt and carrying a pickaxe walks into a bar. |
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Barman says, "Sorry, we can't serve miners here."
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