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Reciprocity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:02 PM
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How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Can you believe its been 30 years down the road?

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Some of my favorite quotes...

Cowboy: How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Mr. Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

Jim: The Waco Kid:
What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

Lyle:
C'mon boys! The way you's lollygagging around here with them picks and 'em shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen!
Cowboys:
Lyle: Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job!
Cowboy: Yes sir!

Lili Von Schtupp : I've been with thousands of men. Again and again, they promise the moon. They're always coming and going, and going and coming, and always too soon.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:03 PM
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1. So, what do you like to do?
Screw. Play chess.

Let's play chess.
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LowerManhattanite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:07 PM
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2. "Say baby...
...what's happ'nin' in the clean world?"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:14 PM
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4. Fifteen's my limit on Schnitzengruben!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:07 PM
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3. My favorite quote: " Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?"
"Up yours nigger."
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:18 PM
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5. Bart: A man who drink like that and does not eat is going to die....
Waco Kid: When?

LOL eminently quotable!
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Reciprocity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:18 PM
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6. How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
Taggart: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.

Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
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