just broke 500; but nobody will ask me dick

[jukes]

:shrug:

[wryter2000]

1. Don't worry about that Dick stuff

It's when we start telling you to Cheney that you're in trouble. :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

2. Dick?

Well, I asked.

[Bertha Venation]

6. Y'know what? That's just weird.

Here I am flirting with you and enjoying it. And then you go and READ MY MIND!

What the cheney?! ;)

[Misunderestimator]

7. ROFL

too much... now go kiss your wife. :)

[Bertha Venation]

8. oh, I fully intend to . . .

as much as possible in the next few hours, as we're having a houseguest whose sensitivities we're unaware of as yet. Her niece is coming for the 4th and is bringing a friend -- an Amish woman of her age. We'll see.

[jukes]

16. Bertha V

QUICK: hide your toaster!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. Amish?

Oh dear...I'm sure you'll corrupt her the necessary amount. LOL Have fun with the niece, I know you're looking forward to having her around.
Duckie

[Bertha Venation]

30. Yeah, but now I'm wondering about those Tennessee Amish . . .

I drove them in to the city with me this morning so they could play tourist on the Mall all day. Andrea doesn't seem like any Amish person I ever met. In short, she seems just a tad more restrained than the garden-variety early-20s woman. I guess she's "Modern" Amish. :)

Thanks, we are having fun!

[jukes]

13. Mis

i know! isn't she a tease?

[Misunderestimator]

22. Oh yes....

and I can tell she's had years of practice! :bounce:

[Bertha Venation]

26. My ears were ringing all night. Now I know why!

You & Jukes were talking about me! :7

[Commendatori]

11. Saved me the trouble

;)

[Misunderestimator]

12. Hey... are you shadowing me?

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Commendatori]

17. Give me a break, I'm bored!

And when I've got to pass time, what better way to do it than shadowing someone of your refinement? :)

[Misunderestimator]

21. LOL.... ah...

refinement... good word... :)

uh oh... now am I shadowing you?

[Commendatori]

25. Feel free, LOL

If anyone on this board is going to shadow me, let it be you :)

[historian]

3. where is dick?

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Do you need a schlong ping?

[jukes]

14. i'm dying

schlong ping? that's SO damn funny!

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Sarcasm, or actual laughter?

[jukes]

18. no, really

LMAO! if that's original, you're a witty mofo!

[iconoclastic cat]

20. Original, and I never seem to get laughs in person.

[jukes]

23. maybe

work on your timing? that 1 made me choke coffee; you're slick online!

[tandot]

5. Whose Dick?

:shrug:

[Rainbowreflect]

9. I have to admit, I don't know dick!

[xchrom]

10. ok -- how's your dick?

or your tom? harry?
pm me for really pertinent info.:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[jukes]

19. no shame

in MY game. he's a little chafed, but i'm sure he'll recover nicely!


&, TX for your concern!

[jukes]

24. got to p/up the SO

but, TX++ for the repartee!


:grouphug:

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Tell me more about your black cat.

I lost my own black kitty, who resembled her, in February, and still miss her terribly. So please tell me more about your own cat.:shrug:

And congratulations on breaking 500; I've been there and know it is interminable!

:toast:Congratulations!!!:toast:jukes:party:On 500 Posts!!!:party:THIS IS INCREDIBLE:bounce:STUPENDOUS:wow:COLOSSAL:wow:AND WE ARE SO GLAD THAT YOU ARE WITH US!!!:kick:

[MissMillie]

29. Is that your kitty?

What's his/her name?

[sus]

31. why is everyone against me?

what's THAT about??