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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 07:27 PM
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Can't you feel the love tonight - Caption the whistle ass


You know, I decided to look up the word hate in the dictionary today, and this was the picture that was next to it.
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 07:29 PM
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1. i think someone just asked him
if the "Dubya" in his name stood for "Whistle-Ass"
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:18 PM
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2. ...
"THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BRING MY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ACTION FIGURE OUT HERE WITH ME TO SHOW MY FRIENDS!!!"
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:20 PM
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3. Dubya is thinking:
"Damn! I'm going to have to go a little easier on the apple juice!"
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:22 PM
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4. "'member, don't look atcher watch. Don't look atcher watch.
Daddy did dat an' man! They shure gave hee-im hell 'bout it!"
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:27 PM
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5. Dammit I'm on vacation! Why do I have to be speechin'?
Edited on Tue Aug-26-03 08:28 PM by Astarho
Presidentin' is hard!
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blackcat77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:48 PM
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6. He looks more like Gollum every day... nt
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 08:51 PM
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7. LOL
Edited on Tue Aug-26-03 08:51 PM by TroubleMan
You're right blackcat....

"Give me my PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [oil]"
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 09:01 PM
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8. "Your lookin' at the Ugliest Son Of An Ugly Bitch in the Entire
Universe!" Pretty is as pretty does!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-26-03 09:18 PM
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9. Being a warmonger
does take its toll on your looks. There just isn't enough makeup to cover up all the evil that is inside of that man.

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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 12:27 AM
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10. Photographer: give me your compassionate conservative look
... got it ... OK, you can stop now ... sorry, could you hear me? You can stop now ...
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JackSwift Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 02:04 AM
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11. I just crapped my pants on purpose and there's
nothin' nobody can do about it, even my Mama or Pickles.
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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 06:46 AM
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12. Wait a minute...
Edited on Wed Aug-27-03 06:46 AM by Norbert
...pfffft

Ahhhh!!

That Texas Barbeque does that to me every time.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:48 AM
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13. "Gall Dang It, I just puked out my teeth backstage, hard drinkin
on the plane and speechifying don't mix well!" *BURP* *Hic* *PuuuuUURT* *Belch*
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:52 AM
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14. Uh...iner..er.infra uh (damned teleprompter givng me these hard words)
infra.........structer
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:14 AM
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15. Please select me again
cause if ya dont Poppy will whip my ass and make go get a job. Job I dont know how to work- I aint never worked, I lived off Poppy's coattails so please select me agin.


DDQM
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sspiderjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:30 AM
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16. . . . every time the evil prince lied, the mask of perdition tightened
about his lips, his eyes grew beadier, his lips smaller, until his face became so tight that it would surely burst!

One day the good fairy returned and said, Dubya, I can see you've been a bad, bad little boy. Now, I'll give you ONE more chance, but remember . . .

little double-yuu-yuu
I don't wanna see you
pickin' on Iraqi's and
thumpin' 'em on the head.

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