Bonafide freeper in the CBS Big Brother House

[Paragon]

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother5/guests/mike/index.shtml



(Wore "Bush Country" t-shirt in his intro; has two sons from two different women. -Paragon)

What is your motto?
It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose.

What three adjectives best describe you?
Competitive, loyal, smart

Who is your personal hero?
George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh

Why did you want to be on BIG BROTHER?
To win money

What strengths do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
Competition, outgoing personality

What weaknesses do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
I'm not exciting

What comfort item from home will you miss the most?
Ice tea with Realemon lemon juice

What type of news from the outside world will you miss the most?
All news, especially Rush

Do you tend to perform better in physical or mental competitions?
Mental

How do you plan to win BIG BROTHER?
Being agreeable, friendly, and winning key competitions

What is your biggest fear as you begin BIG BROTHER?
Time away from family and work

[bushwakker]

1. Looks like a real swinger

Nice chain Mikie. Hey Marta's available...

[Bronco69]

2. What a dunce!

He says he performs better in mental competitions but his personal heros are bush* and OxyRush. That pretty much says it all!

[BeatleBoot]

3. His heros are sissies and cowards?

Who lie about sending our troops into a war with no one finding any WMD?

[cmf]

9. Not to mention drug addicts

He needs to expand his horizons.

[Jade Fox]

4. "I'm not exciting"........yeah, well duh

Maybe you should get your head out of Rush/Bush mode.

[DS1]

5. He looks like the limo driver in Spinal Tap

/just sayin

[PROGRESSIVE1]

6. Well, we all know who SHOULD be voted off!

[Paragon]

7. Awww...he likes romantic comedies!

Pussy. :silly:

[Robb]

8. LOL!

Genuine, honest-to-goodness LOL! :D

[BeatleBoot]

10. No shit.

[Deja Q]

11. I cite these examples that this guy has no dick:

My responses in italics.

(Wore "Bush Country" t-shirt in his intro; has two sons from two different women. -Paragon)

It figures...

What is your motto?
It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose.

Typical repuke antisocial traitor

What three adjectives best describe you?
Competitive, loyal, smart

Well, repukes are competitive. Loyalty is not for repukes, they'd eat each other if they could. Smart? He's a repuke.

Who is your personal hero?
George W. Bush or Rush Limbaugh

No comment.

Why did you want to be on BIG BROTHER?
To win money

In other words, be a jerk and do everything possible to win, even if it isn't ethical.

What strengths do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
Competition, outgoing personality

Well, I agree with competition. For 'outgoing' read 'arrogant'.

What weaknesses do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
I'm not exciting

For that, read 'I'm human garbage.'

What comfort item from home will you miss the most?
Ice tea with Realemon lemon juice

Realemon is a brand name? He forgot the brand name of the tea, is it Country Tyme? :eyes:

What type of news from the outside world will you miss the most?
All news, especially Rush

It figures.

Do you tend to perform better in physical or mental competitions?
Mental

He sounds like a mental case...

How do you plan to win BIG BROTHER?
Being agreeable, friendly, and winning key competitions

In other words, he's lying about all except for winning.

What is your biggest fear as you begin BIG BROTHER?
Time away from family and work

Single dad. According to the repukes, his family is not LEGITIMATE. And he's going away from work so he can try to win $1 million. True repuke ethics. Money money money.

He is pure human garbage. He reminds me of Survivor's Richard (dickless) Hatch...

[ronnykmarshall]

12. First one voted out!

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Whoooo Hoooo! There's a gay guy in the house!!

What is your motto?
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Quentin Tarantino in Kill Bill.

What three adjectives best describe you?
Autonomous, engaging, authentic

Who is your personal hero?
Gavin Newsom -------- You GO GIRL!!!

Why did you want to be on BIG BROTHER?
It's all about the Benjamins, baby! Hasta la vista, student loans!

What strengths do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
The unique ability to relate to all walks of life. I've journeyed from Mississippi to New York and lived to tell.

What weaknesses do you bring to BIG BROTHER?
My Sagittarian need to push buttons and stir the pot.

What comfort item from home will you miss the most?
Cell phone

What type of news from the outside world will you miss the most?
Health and happiness of loved ones--and of course, Whitney's latest tabloid trauma.

Do you tend to perform better in physical or mental competitions?
Tough question. I love a nice mind game, but I don't shy away from getting physical either (wink, wink).

How do you plan to win BIG BROTHER?
Without breaking a sweat. My slide under the radar will be the smoothest in BIG BROTHER history.

What is your biggest fear as you begin BIG BROTHER?
Fear isn't a part of my vocabulary. Make me walk naked through a pit of snakes while eating a raccoon's testicles--JUST SHOW ME THE MONEY!

[Paragon]

14. Too bad he didn't get the quote joke in "Kill Bill"

Which went like this:

"'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' - old Klingon proverb"

A reference to Khan's boasting to Kirk in Star Trek II.