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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 09:37 PM
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Breaking: W to Dump Cheney for Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
Edited on Tue Jul-06-04 09:39 PM by MikeG
Said Mr. Unfrozen: "I'm just a caveman! I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - Edwards is toast"



Well there you have it.

Didn't know he was a pug.

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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 09:39 PM
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1. Sloppy Reporter
It should have read as an "Unfrozen Caveman CEO."
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qazplm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 09:41 PM
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2. your cars frighten me..
are they demons? I just dont know...but what I do know, is that a capital gains cut is good for America...thank you!
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 09:45 PM
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3. Here's Unfrozen with family accepting the VP nod.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 09:59 PM
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4. Who is Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?


One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to law school and became.. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

So he meets the age requirements.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 10:09 PM
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5. May be a problem

can probably grunt better than Dubya
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 10:12 PM
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6. Bush/Unfrozen 04 - Bringing Back the Ice Age for America.
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 10:18 PM
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7. Damn... I love Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.... I now feel so conflicted
about my vote.... what to do, what to do???

(I loved him on SNL! Hadn't thought of that skit in years!)
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