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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 10:53 PM
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OMG - one of my dogs is republican
the other one is seriously aggravated about this, primarily as the republican dog is very aggressive and bullying. Are there any doggie pills for this? My democrat dog is depending on ya'll for help!
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 10:59 PM
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1. Republicans should be neutered
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:02 PM
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3. well - the dog is female
and she HAS been spayed. I am at wits end. She is really territorial, also. I caught her defending a corn cobb. That she didn't even want to eat!!!
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:00 PM
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2. Tell him you're going to have his balls cut off
Edited on Tue Jul-06-04 11:01 PM by LizW
Actually I think that's a good plan for all Republicans, both canine and human.

:evilgrin:


(Hee, Gothic -- great minds... ;))
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:03 PM
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4. Park His Ass In Front Of Faux News For A Week
And ShrubCo will have him eating out of his hand...if he's dumb!
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:07 PM
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5. I have an alpha dog, too...
Edited on Tue Jul-06-04 11:08 PM by liberalmuse
but she'd NEVER vote for Bush. I think you and the Democrat dog are going to have to get together and kick some ass. I'm kidding. Unfortunately, nature is a bitch and some poor dogs get to be the Beta dogs. At least we humans have a choice about being an asshole or the nice guy.

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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:21 PM
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6. oooh - the dog in question is part chow...
I am sure you understand. The dem dog is a pomeranian. I wonder if we have enough combined gravitas (thanks Rush) to sway her.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-06-04 11:25 PM
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7. Take him to see 9/11 this weekend.
Dogs love movies! At least, mine did on the TV. This way, your covert canine can't help but get the message.

Have fun!
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