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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 03:47 AM
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Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
:scared:

Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
It's true,
I'm doomed
'til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
It's true,
I'm through
I'm screwed,
unglued

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true,
I'm stew,
unchewed

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 03:52 AM
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1. "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me " is the only magnet on the 'fridge
got it in Las Vegas................and I'm still not sure why.

But I KNOW it is important!
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 03:53 AM
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2. Is That

A John Wayne Gacey Clown

or

A Stephen King Clown
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 03:54 AM
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3. An Alice Cooper clown.
But I guess it can apply to ALL clowns.

They are a creepy bunch, you know. :scared:
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 03:59 AM
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4.  Yeah never did like them still don't
Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 04:09 AM by LibertyorDeath
Ever catch Alice in concert.



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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 05:59 AM
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5. Maybe Killer Clowns from Outer Space?
Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 06:01 AM by DarkPhenyx


http://home.swipnet.se/~w-28870/

In space no one can eat ice cream...



It´s Late Friday night and Cove Crescent police
precinct is being swamped with emergency calls
about a bunch of giant clowns with orange fringe
hair, big red noses, baggy polka dot suits and
size 50 shoes. Who are zapping people into candy
floss cocoons and sucking their blood through
striped curly straws...
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-07-04 06:21 AM
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6. dang...got all excited thinking this was...
a Simpson's line thread...oh well...clowns are pretty scary, though! Especially the Stephen King variety (I still cannot read IT alone or at night)...

theProdigal
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