Is anyone jealous of me?

[mrboba1]

I'm leaving for vacation today....

:evilgrin:

[northzax]

1. nope.

cause all you'll think about while on vacation is what's going on at home. You just think you can avoid the stress and frustration that comes with everyday life with a little 'vacation'? hah. we'll learn you.

don't check your email one the road, it never leads to anything good.

[mrboba1]

4. Email?!

I made that mistake once.

Never again.

Never.

[redwitch]

2. yup

where ya goin'?

[mrboba1]

5. Hotlanta.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Hotlanta's right-it's scorching down here dude.

Bring your own air conditioner.

[mrboba1]

9. Its almost 90 here right now at 10 in the morning...

I won't have to adjust much!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Does this tell you if I'm jealous?

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Where did you come from?

You sexy thing, you.

[mrboba1]

10. metaphysically speaking?

well...

[sus]

7. Bitch!!

:)

[mrboba1]

11. ok. here:

bitch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bch)
n.

1. A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2. Offensive.
1. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
2. A lewd woman.
3. A man considered to be weak or contemptible.
3. Slang. A complaint.
4. Slang. Something very unpleasant or difficult.

[sus]

12. Slang. A complaint.

bingo.

:)

[RubyDuby in GA]

13. Welcome

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to my fair city.
Hope you enjoy your stay. And just remember no matter what the "liberal media" says about the solid red south, there are people here who think just like you.