How do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?

[sus]

"Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

[GOPisEvil]

1. If you can't trust the Guarantee Fairy, who can you trust?

I tell ya this country's going to hell...

[sus]

3. I'll tell ya why..

Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.

[LynneSin]

2. The only one sniffing glue is you and GOPisEvil

:eyes:

[sus]

4. Lynne, you obviously haven't seen the film

"Tommy Boy," further reinforcing my theory that YOU are a Godless Heathen.

I. REST. MY. CASE.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

from www.controll.com

[sus]

6. hahahaha!

you're naughty! you're a NAUGHTY pet!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Don't kill me!

Think of the dinner rolls!