You're a comic book villian: What's your name and what's your trademark?

[LynneSin]

And finally who will you do battle with.

I'm still thinking up my character's name

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I am Sir Johnnie Walker the Black!

My trademark is to intoxicate my enemies to the point of incapacitation!!

[King Of Paperboys]

2. Fear me, for I am Arbusto!

I have the power to tell any lie, and make it believeable to the ignorant!

I shall battle the forces of Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Oscar Mild.

I lull my enemies into a false sense of security with agreeable witty banter. Then I eat their faces. I do battle with The Inscruitable Baffle.

[Voice_of_Europe]

4. Mad Scientist

I'm certainly some crazy Black Mage (or Scientist) trying to take over the world with some really insane plan...

Just haven't figured out how yet..
^_^

[neuvocat]

5. Mirror Man

I would be both a figurative and literal reflection of whomever or whatever I confront. They would either becomes friends with me or annhilate (sp?) themselves with self-hatred.

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. The Amazing Collosal Rat

My trademark is an amazing, collosal rat.

I do battle with Catwoman, of course.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Do you do sexy battle with Catwoman?

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. i don't know if you would call it sexy

But I have her purring after a half hour. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

8. I'm VEGGAGAL

I torture people by forcing them to eat their vegetables

(ps I'm eating veggies right now and I'm sorry to say, I hate vegetables but I'm eatting them because i know they're good for me)

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. On a related note, I am Veganator!!!

I turn the world's catttle & poultry supplies into tofu with my deadly Vega-ray, all in a convoluted attempt to rule the universe!


BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

19. oh my goodness - we're arch ememies sworn to battle for...

...control of the earth until the very end.

I'll get you - you veggieray sight is no match for my Veggierope

[Richardo]

10. Dr. Ennui

I overcome decent law-abiding citizens with a highly-developed talent for nit-picking; obscure cultural references and mind-numbing personal anecdotes.

Costume (extra credit): Dockers, cardigan, pipe and boat shoes with no socks.

[Richardo]

14. Wait! Dennis Miller already has that persona!

Damn!

[elfwitch]

11. I am a comic book villian... (have been for a while)

and a heroine. Kinda cool how that works out.
My hubby's project "The Adventures of Rex Raygun" has two characters that are based on me. The lead heroine is Mittens Mercury (seen below). He look is very much modeled after me. There is also a villainess in the series known as The Elfwitch. She is a sorceress and temptress of the highest order. Her only desire is to capture and bed our intrepid hero, Rex Raygun.

[sus]

12. Sinus Headache!

Drips and whines way into evil doers psyche, constantly complaining. There's only so much of this shit you can take.

[sus]

13. or maybe... Hard-of-Hearing Girl!!!

asks criminals to repeat themselves until they give up weeping!

I do that a lot. I really am hard-of-hearing.

[GOPisEvil]

16. I'm sorry, you were saying...

[sus]

23. huh? what?! speak a little louder, sonny!

[GOPisEvil]

15. I'm already Asshole #3 in the Legion of M.A.T.C.O.M.

My main weapon is the threadjack!

[TlalocW]

17. I am Doctor Sinister

And I do battle with any superhero trying to keep me from the great taste of Hostess Fruit Pies.

Or Hostess Twinkies.

Or Hostess Ding Dongs, etc.

Just like those comic book ads.

TlalocW

[Commendatori]

20. Fastball Man! Bouncing 99 mile-per-hour fastballs off the heads of

asswipe Repugs who preach morals to people or ask churches for member lists.

[MallRat]

32. I've already named you starting pitcher of the DU All-Star team.

We need to fill out the rest of the roster...

-MR

[XNASA]

21. Doktor Dyper

I'll be battling Rael and my trademarks are a surgical mask and a straight-edged razor.

"You're in the colony of slippermen
There's no who? why? what? or when?
You can get out if you've got the gripe
To see Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper-he'll whip off your windscreenwiper"

[Insider]

22. lowercase louann

trademark? everywhere you see a lowercase letter, i'm there.

i battle shift keys on ALL all keyboards, universe-wide and the continental u.s.

[LiberalVoice]

24. I am "Shortest Distance Man"!!!!!!

My arch nemesis "Right-Angle Woman" and I will battle to the death on the roof tops of your cozy little metropolis!

[LowerManhattanite]

25. I...am Kill-Joy!...

I bring a cloud of despair and angst which I lower onto my enemies, thus dampening their happiness and rendering them easier to bend to the will of my co-horts in evil...namely...

Magic Chef! The bow-tied and toqued master of the mystic flame! In a stunning 12 minutes he can bring an opponent's body temperature to 450 degrees---or warm them to around 170 which would make them sweat embarrassingly.

Darkness! The stupor-inducing wraith who lulls his opponent into a sense of delirium with drug and drink and then---lays them low with bold slaps to the face. Darkness is spreading!

And lastly, Dirt Devil!...who vacuums dirt and dust from the air and fills himself ---then disgorges the dust in a massive cloud, blinding and confusing the enemy while soiling the area mightily!

Combined, we are...Collateral Damage! Let woe betide all who cross our path...or walk the other side of the street!

[Bertha Venation]

26. Oh, my. Bertha Venation has LONG had a villain persona . . .

My name is Nervous Nelly.

I paralyze friend and foe alike with my Anxiety-Ray of Death: Get within fifty feet of me when I'm all het up about today's dose of the-world-going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket, and instantly you'll be as catatonic with irrational fear as I am.

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

27. Your evil powers must be ultra powerful

Because I have felt those evil rays all the way up to Delaware!

[Bertha Venation]

28. I'm not a bit surprised: my powers are multiplied exponentially whenever

I'm in DC and there's an evil twerp in the White House.

[Fenris]

29. Professor E. Leetist Snob

I listen to my enemies' poorly constructed, derivative arguments and tear them down with a series of attacks on the fundamental logic of their assertions. Then I eat them. I do battle the Frabjous Fighter and MechaChristopherHitchens (who is also a supervillain at the moment).

[Speck Tater]

30. Professor Perplexo

I perpetrate mindless practical jokes that harm no one, but do challenge everyone's sense of reality and leave them questioning what is real and what is not.

A simple example would be switching the signs on the restroom doors leaving people to wonder why the woman's restroom has urinals and the men's restroom does not. Or perhaps neatly gluing a pair of dress pants to the outside of a third floor window of an office building. Or leaving a trail of bloody polar bear footprints in the middle of a downtown sidewalk. Or playing a recording from the top of a building, with huge powerful loudspeakers, in the middle of the night, of Godzilla bellowing fiercly.

[sniffa]

31. i aLready have my super power

it's the abiLity to get songs (usuaLLy crappy ones) stuck in my opponents' heads.

Lynnesin is one my more frequent adversaries.

i need heLp w/ the name though.

osmosis man?
the big cream cheese?
the masked debator?

[fudge stripe cookays]

33. I am...One Hit Wondergirl!!!

I fight amazingly consistent musical careers with quirky pop hits that come out of nowhere and sell into the millions!

I fight my opponents with my lightning-quick roll-o-dex capacity to name bad songs of the last 25 years or so!

I do constant battle with "Classic Rock Man" and "New-Country Boy" for the minds of America's music-listening public!

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