The Village Explainer of all Idiots . . . I mean: CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"No, really, I welcome John into the race. Only, like Dick says, I wonder what he's trying to do with no military experience. I mean some fancy law school ain't nothing like the Guard. And since I've been Commander in Chief for four years, that's like two tours in the Nam . . . So I figure I got some metals coming . . . and all he's got is a law degree. . . . So, yeah, John, if you're listening, welcome to the race."

[skip fox]

1. "So we'd REALLY like to welcome John to the race, but I wonder

if he's like, been a success at anything except lawyering and cheating at taxes . . . oh, did I say something about taxes . . . oh, sorry, never mind . . . Anyway, John, welcome to the race. We'll make it fair and on the issues, you can count on us."

[Salmo Trutta]

2. * is thinking....

I wonder if I should change my golf club grip like this?

[skip fox]

3. Oh where are the CAPTIONERS of yesteryear?

n/t

[cosmicdot]

4. W sits through sit-up, shut-up and listen Lecture No. 998

[GOPisEvil]

5. John...and John...these Democratics are trying to confusle me

[wysimdnwyg]

6. W:...and a race car, and a pony - no, scratch the pony, don't like them...

and one a them water powered rocket things... and a G.I. Joe...

<mr president?>

...and a scooter - I just hope I don't fall off... and a new pellet gun...

<Mr. President, are you listening?>

...and a super soaker - heh heh, I'm gonna get Pickles good, heh heh... Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great Christmas after Unca Dick fixes it so we get to stay here longer... I like this house. It's big and there's always plenty of food in the 'fridge...

Dick Cheney: GOD DAMMIT, GEORGE! PAY ATTENTION! This is important! Now, we were going over what to tell America about the transfer of sovereignty to the Iraqis...