Letterman's Top Ten List: F9-11

[No2W2004]

Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

[SiouxJ]

1. I missed it last night

thanks! Nice one Dave!

On edit: Apparently it was from June 26th, which would make more sense i guess ;-) . Great stuff!

[GOPBasher]

2. That's great! The best are 10, 9, 8 and 5.

"Only 97% are true." LOL!

[Gothmog]

3. very funny

Thanks for sharing