those darn brain cramps of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

No matter how hard he tries ... to concentrate, too ... all W can hear in his head is: John Edwards John Edwards ... you better hope Kerry doesn't go with John Edwards John Edwards ...


resident Bu$h speaks upon his arrival at the Raleigh/Durham International Airport, Wednesday, July 7, 2004. Bu$h said Senate Democrats are obstructing the work of the federal judiciary by refusing to fill judgeships around the country, resulting in backlogs of unresolved cases that languish for years in the federal courts. Bu$h is spending his day meeting with several of his judicial nominees in North Carolina and Michigan. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

[No2W2004]

1. To quote Peter Griffin:

"UH OH!!!"

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

2. Please don't fire me...

[cosmicdot]

3. W is thinking: why are they taking CEO off of my office door

[VOX]

4. "Nu-cu-lar...nuuu-cuuu-lar...nu-cu-l'r...nooookuuuulaaaar...nuk-u-l'r..."

"Fuck it. Weaponsh of mash deshtrucshtion."

[underpants]

5. Mr.President? Uh Alex the only category left is "World Leaders"

and we all know how I did on that one the last time I was asked about that hehehehe that of course was before I got so much 'sperience but what Karl? Oh yeah I had the 'sperience and could BE President from my governorin'

[underpants]

6. Suddenly W's pre-written fairwell speech comes up on the teleprompter

NOt sure if he should read it he freezes

[wysimdnwyg]

7. Reporter: Mr. President, in your last press conference...

You stated that you could not think of any mistakes you have made while in office. I have here a signed affidavit from your cleaning staff, that you have, on more than one occasion, soiled your sheets. Would you like to rephrase your previous answer?

W: Um, uh. Er, that was Laura!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Ken Lay? Can't say the name rings a bell...