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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 01:53 PM Original message |
* makes my ass want to chew tobacco (share your outlandish phrases here!) |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. I dunno... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:02 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. George Carlin's retort: |
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Carni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Slicker than a greased poll... |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Makes my dog piss |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. well, that's more mixed up |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
6. hi Bertha! |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 03:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
21. Both those sound like something Mrs. V. would've brought from East TN! |
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Unperson 309 (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:20 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. My Mama's Tennessee Wisdom! |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
7. Speaking of someone you don't like.... |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. "He can't kick a duck in the ass unless he stands on a brick. . ." |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
10. when you'd ask him to do something, my grandfather used to say |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. from my own family -- a few things my sisters have said to their kids |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. Slicker than snot on a door knob... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock out there. |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:12 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. My dad says that too! |
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ChickMagic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:40 AM Response to Reply #13 |
50. My dad say that, but if it's raining worse, |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. flatter than piss on a plate |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. Here's a few |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
17. "I am off like a prom dress." |
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landdaddy (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. That's just |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Windier than a sack full of assholes" |
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Duncan Grant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:44 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. My granpa said that one, too. |
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Gildor Inglorion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
20. For describing something that happens quickly: |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Well, fuck me sideways with a stuffed platypus." |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
24. "cut his head off and shit down his neckhole" |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. Well.... Since ya asked. |
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Duncan Grant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. Colorful language. |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
28. Nervous as a whore in church... |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
29. "He's so competitive... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
30. To get all of the ones I have heard I would be |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-04 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
31. "I'll bring the bakery".... |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
32. OMG you guys, these are fabulous! More! More! |
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dryan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 07:42 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. My favorite |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
34. From my great-grandfather... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
35. "Dropped him like overalls at quitin' time." |
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JCRobinhood (30 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
36. In reference to Vinegar Pie |
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bushisanidiot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
37. "That Don't Make No Kinda Sense!" |
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bushisanidiot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
38. "What Do You Want.. Eggs In Your Beer?!" |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
39. He does the work of three people |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
40. Heard this while watching a city work crew. |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
41. He's so unlucky |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
42. I wonder who he was talking about? |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
43. My dad used to say... |
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asianjoanne (121 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
44. Whenever I feel defeat, I find myself saying... |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:00 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Welcome to DU, asianjoanne... |
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asianjoanne (121 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:12 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. LoL! Yes, it's me in the sig pic. |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:24 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Glad I didn't ask that |
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Ithuilwen (313 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
47. He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his ass. nt |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
48. It doesn't take me all day to do a full days work |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
51. A Few of My Favorites |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 10:44 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. I've heard your first one with some differences: |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
52. * is so stupid, it makes my hair hurt. n/t |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
54. Continuing the scatological angle, |
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Philostopher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-04 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
55. From my father: |
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