If Cthulhu comes, who will be consumed first

[Best_man23]

[Az]

1. With Cthulhu

its a sort of human thing. They all have to go.

[Khephra]

2. I have it on best authority

That the first one he will eat is the person who wrote the fake story about Chtulhu supporting Lieberman for President.

Cthulhu may be evil, but he's not evil enough to back Joe.

:evilgrin:

And I know this, as Cthulhu is my roomie.

:evilgrin:

[m_h_lovecraft]

12. Your roomie?

My co-pilot.
WWCD?

[hippiechick]

19. Now, Kef ....

You and I BOTH know whose first on the menu in Indy ....

:evilgrin:


:hippie:

[AlienGirl]

24. Hehe, is he still mis-adjusting the thermostat?

*My* evillest roomie is evil enough to vote for Whistle-Ass. So is he eviller than your evil roomie? :evilgrin:

Tucker

[alfredo]

3. Justine Timberlake.

Followed by several Rolaids.

[Khephra]

4. Timberlake is actually one of the guises of Nyarlethotep

So Cthulhu can't eat him. So sorry!

[Sagan]

5. waiting for Ithaqua

I myself have high hopes for the Wendigo paying a little visit to Chimpy and/or Cheney if and when they go look at their Alaskan drilling handiwork.

[Squeech]

6. Rush Limbaugh

After all, doesn't he look like a big, juicy puff pastry?

Or would that suggest that Cthulhu would save him for dessert?

On edit: Ann Coulter is the toothpick.

[Best_man23]

7. Would Rush give the Cthulhu gas?

If so, I would not want to be downwind.

[markus]

8. Ok. I finally give up: Who/What is Cthulhu?

A fantasy character, apparently. Whose? I keep hearing this on line for years but have never heard of him outside of online threads.

[barbaraann]

9. Here you go....

http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/index.html

[Philosophy]

10. Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

http://www.locksley.com/cthulhu/mainpage.htm

[m_h_lovecraft]

11. I am wearing my t-shirt

Presently.
Ia Ia!

[Az]

13. The greatest Cthulhu teeshirt ...... Ever!

http://www.cafeshops.com/timmyt

[Tyler Durden]

14. I am now wiping spewed coffee off my monitor.

"Hello Cthulu??" OMFG.

[barbaraann]

16. It's so cute!

:-)

[KamaAina]

15. Coulter to Cthulhu: "Oh, my, what lovely tentacles you have!"

Cthulhu: "The better to strangle you with, my dear..."

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. Won't Coulter offer to do Cthulhu?

He seems to be her type.

[Az]

18. Your thinking of Kennedy

The former(?) conservative MTV VJ. Legend has it as an act of homage she serviced Rush back stage during some award cerimony.

[Paragon]

20. There's only one man to call to dispel this menace...

[barbaraann]

21. Why is that man wearing one of Victoria Clarke's outfits?

:evilgrin:

[tarkus]

22. Metallica

For making a song with his name and spelling it wrong. (see 'Call of the Ktulu' on "Ride the Lightning")

[kixot]

23. There is no incorrect spelling of Cthulhu

It's a name spoken by a tongue humans can not reproduce. The sound is kind of likle a gutteral bark so any reasonable approximation will due, there just so happens to be a more common spelling than others.