Cheney Fitted for Wig to Give Repub Ticket New Life

[A-Schwarzenegger]

NYPOST - July 7 - Vice-President Dick Cheney, shaken by a
steady drop in his popularity and the naming of young and
full-haired John Edwards as his Vice-Presidential foe,
has agreed to be fitted with a wig in order to
try to pump some life into himself and the stumbling
Bush-Cheney ticket. Insiders say he first balked at the idea,
which came from the Bush mastermind Karl Rove, but finally
yielded after a few drinks and will debut his new look
at a campaign event later this week. He is said to be bracing
for jokes from late-night talkshow hosts, but he believes
that after a few days the nation will forget that he is even
wearing a hairpiece. The style of the wig was not disclosed.

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[Don_G]

1. Too Little, Too Late....

[cheezus]

7. hmmph. Musta been the wrong hat

and now here's something we hope you'll really like

[Droopy]

2. lol

Hey, it's been a while since I've seen you. Where you been hiding?

[jjmalonejr]

3. Link?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. I'll get it for ya...

... hold on.

[jjmalonejr]

8. Yeah, I'll just stand here and wait.

You'll be right back with that link, right?

[burythehatchet]

4. Who are you and what have you done with Oscar???????

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. I'll get him for ya ...

... hold on.

[KT2000]

9. Toupee Game Show Idea

I have long thought that we should have a game show where all the toupees in the Congress are placed on the styrofoam heads and lined up.

Contestants could guess the owners, but Trent Lott would be too easy so he could be eliminated.

If this story is true - this is going to be fun.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. IF?!?

Didn't you not read the link, or not?
On ABC Peter Jennings had a far-off photo
of Cheney with his new black wig and he looks a
like a elderly Elvis Presley, whom I'm adore.

[KT2000]

13. What link?

This is the Post after all - Remember the Gephart story?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. Huh? Gepbhartdt does not have a wig!?!

Just because it's not in the New York Post
does not mean that it is true or not!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. How about something like this:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Cheney seen sneaking into Ronald Reagan's casket

He's had his eye on that head of hair for quite some time now.