TERRA ALERT! TERRA ALERT! ITS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN THIS TIME!!

[MikeG]

Forget those other times. This is the BIG ONE. YOU BET. I know we may have cried wolf in the past but this is really going to be bad. You won't believe what we heard is going to happen. If you did you would just shit yourselves. Boy, are you in for a surprise. It's a good thing that we know about it in advance. We can't tell you when its going to happen, but you should be on the look out for suspicious swarthy men. And women. That is all.

[King Of Paperboys]

1. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Are we scaring you? GOOD! You wasted too much time watching Lurch and the Breck Girl, so now we're gonna SCARE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU! Don't forget who still RUNS this place, revenue source!

[CompassionateLiberal]

2. But the Dem Convention

... isn't for a couple weeks. Why would they make the big splash now? Oh, I get it, make the splash now, so when the surprise happens DURING the Dem Convention, it will look less obvious. Got it. Silly me.

[tom_paine]

3. Sure. And Josef Stalin was a kinder and gentler man...

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. Quote the asskroft

"Terror More"