ewww - bug in my Lunch

[sniffa]

after eating over haLf of my Lunch i found a dead bug in it. i think i'm gonna be sick.

ask me anything

[amber dog democrat]

1. What sort of bug was it?

Some are regarded as delicacies in parts of the world.

[sniffa]

4. a fLy

a fruit fLy probabLy - but a weLL fed one.

[amber dog democrat]

7. A little harmless drosophola?

anyone up for some electron microscopy?

[ohiosmith]

12. A fly! Maybe the cook used to be a tailor.

Now that's a twist. Usually the pickle is in the fly. Sorry. It had to be said.

[Misunderestimator]

2. I once found a huge cockroach (at least an inch and half long) under an...

omelette I was eating, after having eaten half. I very nearly threw up. Thank god the roach was whole. :puke:

[Bertha Venation]

3. what were you eating, and where did you get it?

my condolences

once I got eggs at the cafeteria at college . . . there was a bee in them . . . the cook said, "Oh, I'm so glad it happened to you!" (ostensibly because he knew I'd be nice about it)

[sniffa]

5. it was embedded in my pickLe

that sounds funny. i usuaLLy go to a corner store that makes great (and more importantLy, cheap) sandwiches for Lunch. they give you a 1/4 pickLe with you sandwich.

i was chomping away on the pickLe and noticed a 'speck' that didn't Look Like a crumb or potato chip and such.. and as i Looked at i thought i saw a wing sticking out of the pickLe. so i dug the rest of it out of my pickLe.

i ate some more of my sandwich but i'm now i'm just sitting here staring at it. i guess i'LL throw it out.

[amber dog democrat]

8. Well the pickling process may have made it safe

and tasty.

[amber dog democrat]

6. That is not good.

You never know where they have been.

[testing123]

9. 20/20 had a show on one time about maggots

Food manufacturers are allowed to leave in so many maggots/bug eggs and bugs in their food processing.

I remember mushrooms in a can had the most maggots out of all of the food processing :puke:. I don't buy mushrooms in a can any longer after watching 20/20.

[Loonman]

10. Well, if he was dead, he didn't eat much

:beer:

[sniffa]

11. i think he went maLon brando styLe

and ate himseLf to death

[testing123]

14. He got pickled before dying

The fly got drunk off of vinegar which is a form of fermented wine.

:puke:

[LynneSin]

13. My cats eat those all the time

great protien

Yummy!

[TX-RAT]

22. Bugs and Bats

What a combo. Thats why Abbott's so fat.

[LynneSin]

23. Abbott just eats cat foods. Evita is the one that'll kill anything that

moves

:shrug:

[trof]

15. Listening bug or squooshy bug?

;-)

[johnnie]

16. I remember once...

I was eating at a restaurant and while eating my spinach salad I found a little green worm walking across a leaf of spinach. I just pulled the little bugger out of my salad and threw him on the ground. I didn't die. A little bug won't kill ya.

[sniffa]

18. simiLar experience

one day my better haLf and i went out to breakfast. i got the fuLL pLate (eggs, 16 kinds of pork, fries toast, etc) and ms. sniffa got an engLish muffin.

she asked for jeLLy and got a packet (the kind they usuaLLy give you in a restaurant). she opened it and began spreading it on her muffin and she noticed the jeLLy moving. sure enough there were a few worms in the jeLLy.

so she gave a haLf-assed shreek which the waitresses ignored. when our waitress came over and saw her moving jeLLy, she apoLogized... and they proceeded to scrape the jeLLy off the muffin (into a napkin or cLoth) and handed her another packet.

mmmmmm

[Blue-Jay]

17. He dropped dead from doing the backstroke.

How'd it taste?

[sniffa]

19. Like mr. burns

[TX-RAT]

20. Be quiet.

Or everybody will want one.

[Kadie]

21. Did you find the whole bug or just half of it?

half isn't good.

[sniffa]

24. mostLy whoLe

it was missing 1 wing. hopefuLLy that's aLL.

[blindpig]

25. sounds liked an economic opportunity

Have you read or seen Striptease?