I've just finished eating, and now I'm going swimming...without waiting!!!

[dolo amber]

I'm a wildwoman!! I like to live on the edge!! I'm a rebel and I'll never, ever be any good!! :bounce: :P :evilgrin:

[SiouxJ]

1. Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna run with scissors!

so there!

[eyesroll]

2. Make sure you bring some scissors

...that you can run with, on the slippery poolside deck.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. And a match box. BEST thing to play with! (nt)

[SiouxJ]

13. Make sure you light the matches with the cover open

it's the best way.

[Nlighten1]

3. I'm going to rent a movie and take it back late.

Watchout!

[lolly]

14. Yeah, but

I'll bet you don't have the cajones to FORGET TO REWIND IT before you bring it back . . . .

[meegbear]

4. I'd be more concerned about the laptop in the pool.

[trof]

5. You'll put your eye out.

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Wow. You just don't care about anything, do you?

That is like, SO totally '90s. :eyes:

[Fenris]

7. I'm a loner, Dotty. A rebel.

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. I'm working on stunting my growth.

Smoking you ninnies.

[tigereye]

10. another decadent pool woman!

all right!

I have to pick up my kid and I am going to do the same thing!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Old Wives Tale...

Unless you ate a whole turkey dinner with all the fixings, I'm going to say you're ok to swim immediately after. That was just something moms tell their kids to scare the bejesus out of them. Have fun!!!
Duckie

[LDS Jock]

12. tear the tags off your mattress too

You've gone this far, don't stop now!