My daughter just asked me about the facts of life, so I told her...

[Tom_Foolery]

There's a place you've got to go for learning all you want to know about the facts of life
the facts of life

When books are what you're there about
and looks are what you care about
the time is right,
to learn
the facts of life.

When the world never seems
to be livin' up to your dreams
it's time you started finding out
what everything is all about
When the boys you used to hate you date, I guess you best investigate
the facts of life, you gotta get 'em right,
the facts of life,
the facts of life,
the facts of life

You take the good, you take the bad
you take them both and there you have
the facts of life
the facts of life

There's a time you've got to go
and show you're growing and now you know the facts of life
the facts of life

When the world never seems
to be livin' up to your dreams
and suddenly you're finding out
the facts of life are all about you, you It takes a lot to get 'em right
when you're learning the facts of life
learning the facts of life,
learning the facts of life

You'll avoid a lot of damages
and enjoy the fun of managing
the facts of life,
they shed a lot of light
If you hear them from your brother
better clear them with your mother
better get them right,
call her late at night
You got the future in the palm of your hands all you gotta do to get you thought is understand you think you rather do without,
you will never make it through without the truth the facts of life are about you.

The facts of life are all about you...

[ET Awful]

1. Is your daughted named Tootie by chance? :)

Every time I think of that show I think of the Twilight Zone spoof they did where the Rod Serling character kept on blathering on about Tootie and finally said .. . "Why all the focus on Tootie? I don't know. I just like saying . . . Tootie."

[Tom_Foolery]

2. No, my daughter isn't named Tootie...

but I do have an Aunt Tootie.

[Lavender Brown]

3. Don't take advice from Mrs. Garrett

Blair did, and she turned into a psycho fundie. ;) It's true.