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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 01:58 PM
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I am a big ole gasbag
I have been farting since yesterday and I cant stop. What the frig did I eat?

Just thought I would share.



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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 01:59 PM
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1. Thank you for sharing
Keep coming back
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 01:59 PM
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2. Uhhh...you got some Lysol or something?
My nose hairs are curling over here.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 02:08 PM
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3. Do you mean non-stop?
or due you take an occasional break?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 02:11 PM
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4. Could always try Beeno
...At your local store. Sprinkle on food...
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 02:11 PM
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5. Every ten minutes
toot ten minutes toot ten minutes toot

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blindpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 02:32 PM
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6. sounds like a good day for public transportation .
DON'T eat any pickled eggs, you'll turn inside out.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 02:37 PM
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7. You need to poop
Edited on Thu Jul-08-04 02:38 PM by peekaloo
some poor turd is stuck on the gridlocked Hershey Highway and keeps tooting so it can pass!
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