Oogh! oogh! oogh! Light ON! Cocoa need CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[cdsilv]

1. aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!

'howlin at the moon'

By the Boy who cried Wolf

[Fenris]

2. Tom Ridge demonstrates his famous ping pong ball trick.

[Fridays Child]

11. ...and it glows! There's only one word for it...

...Zounds!

[Tom_Foolery]

3. Is that a train in your tunnel or are you just happy to see me? n/t

[Bertha Venation]

4. DO change the title. Cocoa is the world's funniest cat. Don't believe me?

Take this!

And this!!

[Bertha Venation]

15. GAWD I wish I had Photoshop!

Can't you just see Cocoa sinking her razor claws into that face? I can . . . I can see her dewclaw sinking into one of those lips, just like a big, stupid fish on a hook . . . .

:scared: ack -- i'm scaring myself

[phoebe]

5. Another one of those "God shines his heavenly light on Ridge"

themes or an interrogator's light being shone in the eyes?
On the other hand, are we to be blinded by Ridge's constant "terror threats"?

Human nature - who/what is looming in the darkness behind the blindingly bright light..

[matcom]

6. Those Tewawists Are Weelly Scaawy

or was i the only one who noticed that today ;)

[Fridays Child]

10. Scaawy but pwetty.

[asthmaticeog]

7. "We are recieving

credible reports of a serious terror threat that may coincide with -- ooooh, SHINY!"

[skip fox]

8. After a toasty lunch of BLTs and Diet Cokes, W. has fallen alseep in

the Oval Office and is dreaming once more:

Gee. There's Tom Ridge. . . . But oh my god what's that over his shoulder? . . . A UFO? . . . Hey, Tom, can you hear me? Get outta there quick . . . It's those space men I warned you about . . . I saw it in a newspaper . . . The one with Bat Boy on the cover marrying Elvis's tumor . . . Beat it Tom, befpore it's too late. . . These aliens are worse than terrorists any day . . . You should saw what that newspaper said . . . sucking blood and anal probes and everything . . . Tom! Run for your life!"

[underpants]

9. And so (ding!) Oap the light tells me I must go bust open coconuts with...

my massive forehead

[DS1]

12. Tom Ridge blows enough hot air to create a plasma field

[DS1]

13. Ridge: Whoa! I coulda sworn I saw this on a Star Trek episode

[Papa]

14. Ok troopers, I'm going to demonstrate what good Republicans do

We see the light, we walk towards the light, then we MOOOOOOOOOOO like the cattle we are.

[cosmicdot]

16. you know how to whistle, don't you?