What was your first post on DU?

[Race4Peace]

Mine:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=350471&mesg_id=350471

[quispquake]

1. I dunno...

But I probably got flamed pretty bad :)

[Rick Myers]

2. I can't remember that far back...

Hey, who's car is in your avatar pic? I can't make it out!!!

[Race4Peace]

5. Jeff Gordon...

the only NASCAR avatar there is...unfortunately

[Commendatori]

3. I can't find mine, but it was probably something about

that jerkoff Boortz. He's the one who motivated me to join DU; I had never heard of DU until my boss pointed out something Boortz had said about it, but all that made me to is want to join DU. After all, if Boortz hates it, it can't be that bad :)

[Race4Peace]

12. look in the archives for a thread from 4-6-04

that looks familiar. you might find it.

[Commendatori]

20. Thanks

:)

[indigobusiness]

4. that was your mom's

post

[Race4Peace]

8. Correction: that was her THREAD that CONTAINS my first post!

Flyin' shit!

[indigobusiness]

21. You looking to get Tombstoned?

What's with the "flyin' shit" remark?

You're not as wise as you think.

[notadmblnd]

6. I can't remember

but I've often wished that DU could somehow keep a running history of our posts By username.

[King Of Paperboys]

7. All I know for sure is

It was witty, urbane, insightful, and it changed lives. It may have healed the sick. I'm not sure about the last one.

[indigobusiness]

9. Mine was probably a shameless

plug for The Sludge Report
http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

probably something at Condi's expense...maybe this:



Rice Denied Cell Next To Martha

[TrogL]

10. Probably a rant

I used to post multi-page rants at the drop of a hat.

These days I have trouble putting two paragraphs together.

[elperromagico]

11. Something about Schwarzenegger, I'm sure.

I was a long time listener, first time caller.

Actually, I wrote an article for DU first. Let's not get into that.

[HornBuckler]

13. Mine Was Probably Some Comment

About Somebody - Some Juvenile Remark To Amuse Myself And Others With A Shoddy Sense Of Humor. Oh Wait! It Was A Brilliant Piece Illustrating The Dire Situation Of Trickle Down Voodoo!

Damn, No Link. :)

[SoCalDem]

14. This was my first post

It was when he took his first trip to Yurp..July 01



Open Letter to the World
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
By: SoCalDem


To Whom It May Concern:


Just a friendly note to let you know, that the imposter who is flitting around the globe, purporting to "represent" the United States, does not represent the majority of us. We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for foisting this idiot upon the world stage.


You see, we had an election in November 2000, and the majority of our nation voted for the other guy...Unfortunately, for us and you too, the imposter and his henchmen through devious means, managed to usurp the wishes of the nation and weasel their way into power. Being the civilized, law-abiding people that we are, we were under the assumption that "things would work out" correctly.... What we hadn't counted on, was that this guy's Daddy had people in high places who were evidently able to "call in some favors" and the not-so Supreme Court "appointed" him to the presidency..


We apologize to Mother Earth...This guy is going to rape you, drill holes in you, fill your atmosphere with noxious fumes, pile excrement on you, and expect you to say "Thank You George Bush"...


We apologize to the poor of the world...This guy doesn't care that you even exist.. The payback to his "Oily Buddies" comes first...so please step to the back of the line...


We apologize to the freedom-loving countries of the world, but this person seems determined to break any treaty that stands in the way of repaying the "military complex" who footed the bill for a large portion of his coup d'etat...


We apologize to the animals and resources of the world...You are an "asset" that he wants to exploit...Animals are "game" to him and trees are but "potential plywood"....


41 months is a long time, but believe us when we say to you..We are MAD AS HELL and we won't take this a second longer than we have to...


We appreciate the fact that you are brave enough to protest and stand up to this puny excuse of a human...We do try to protest here, but the Ultra-Conservative Right Wing has purchased control of our media, so that whenever a protest is waged, it is not widely reported here..


Please fly your protest banners high... Please keep your media involved in exposing the truth....When you protest and bare your behinds it DOES make news here... Please continue, and flash some behind for us...


When Europe was in danger in the past, the people of the United States came to your aid and stood shoulder to shoulder to redeem democracy and freedom.. Now it is your turn to repay the favor to the majority of the Americans, who are being opressed from within... We may not have the media voice to get the word out to the world,but we are many, and order will be restored with your help....


Again, please accept our sincerest apologies...

[skip fox]

15. Probably

a CAPTION!!!



"Wow! This guy's from Morocco. Wonder if he got to meet Bing and Bob when they went through? . . . Heck . . . I think I'm gonna ask him."

[Paradise]

16. how do i, or did you, find it? :) n/t

[m-jean03]

17. "Does anyone remember Kofi Annan's laryngitis?"

I was under the impression it was very symbolic of the * administration rendering the UN ineffective. This very profound and original thought recieved about 2 replies. :D

That was my first original thread. But I think my very first post, in another person's thread, was about Bob Dylan.

[jus_the_facts]

18. Here's my very first Lounge post.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=10591&forum=DCForumID40&archive=yes

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

19. well most of my first posts dealt with insulting coulter

so i'm going to guess it's me calling coulter a lying bitch.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. Probably Something About Economics

Don't know for sure. Just seems like a likely topic for me.
The Professor

[Maestro]

23. Mine was something to the effect of

how it was great to among liberated minds and away from conservative drivel.