my big-ass grill

[ElsewheresDaughter]

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

[Bertha Venation]

1. Okay. I need to take a serious chill pill.

My first reaction to your thread title was "I'm not a girl! I'm a woman!"

Then I realized you probably weren't talking about ME.

Then I realized your post was about a G R I L L -- not a g i r l .

Never mind. :blush: