If you wanted to insult me...

[Dookus]

what would you call me? Not that you'd want to....

[tom_paine]

1. Douchebag.

[trof]

11. I believe it's now "dooshbag", as in

"Writ of Dooshbaggery".
Thank you, Jon Stewart.

[tom_paine]

28. LOL

[Hand]

2. Dubya...

[Dookus]

3. ow...

now that's just mean.

[Hand]

33. Go for the jugular, I always say...

:evilgrin:

[Rocinante]

4. Zell

x(

[luaneryder]

5. Buttmunch just sounds the best.

[Don_G]

6. I'd Show You This

[No2W2004]

24. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, for posting that image!

I'm gonna put it to some GOOD use! :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

7. Republican

:evilgrin:

Not that I'd call you that. It's just the worst insult I could imagine for a long-time DUer.

;-)

[TrogL]

8. Freeper

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Of the species...Dorkusamongus...

;) Not that I'd ever do that to you sweets!

:hi:

[Dookus]

10. heheh

my honey's online gaming name is Dorkus Mallorcus.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. That's funny.

:hi:

I call my children Dorkus amongus...whenever we're goofing around...of course. ;)

[trof]

12. I am in no mood to insult you...or anyone right now.

Consider yourself very fortunate.

[Nikia]

14. Dumbass

This insult caught on at work for a while. It isn't as common anymore but a few of us now use it regularly in our non work lives.

[Endangered Specie]

15. Kitten eater.

(and I dont mean human)... although, if THAT is more insulting, well go with that one.

[geniph]

16. Buttmunch is what I call my cat!

because she insists on sitting on the bed and gnawing at her nether regions when I'm trying to sleep, which invariably gets her evicted.

[Pithlet]

25. Mine does that, too.

I can't stand that!

[Robb]

17. Dookus is a dingbat

...I'm just an old softie. :)

[Dookus]

20. awww...

there'll only be one dingbat around here, dingbat.

[Solly Mack]

18. It's no fun with permission

::::stamps foot::::::

What do you like to be called when insulted?

[WillParkinson]

19. I'd name you George...

And I'd hug you and love you and stroke your little bill...

[GingerSnaps]

21. Bush

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Classic]

22. If I wanted to insult you

what would you call me?

If I wanted to insult you I could do no worse than you've already done to yourself.

:evilgrin:

[oxymoron]

23. Louise

[tishaLA]

26. Santorum

[Blue-Jay]

27. Cockwad is my new favorite word.

Never heard that one, and I'm a master of name-calling.

[sampsonblk]

29. Use this one in conversation if you get a chance!

"Bitch-ass tramp" is always good for a laugh. But you gotta say it like you mean it.

[Spider Jerusalem]

30. "Quivering glob of cock-phlegm".

One of my personal favourite insults...has a nice sound to it. Heh. Plus as far as I know it's original, which is a plus.

[trigz]

31. My choice: "You filthy anus feltcher" - yup, it's insulting (nt)

[Spider Jerusalem]

32. Isn't "anus felcher" kind of redundant? (n/t)