Damn weedeater

[Rocinante]

:mad:

[northofdenali]

1. Yep. It usually works great.............

for the neighbor who borrows it :P

[Endangered Specie]

2. Weeds 1 - Weedeater 0.

[trof]

3. Yer queer, aintcha?

Kinda old joke.
Redneck, after a couple of years in a dead-end job, smartens up and decides to go to local college.
Takes a course in logic.
First day of class prof gives example.
Calls on the guy.
"What is logic? I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yep."
"You're married."
"How you figure that?"
"If you own a weed-eater, you do yard work."
"Right."
"If you do yard work, you own a home. Renters rarely do yard work."
"Right."
"If you own a home, you're most likely married."
"Right. Damn!"

Runs in to a buddy in a bar that evening.
"How's college?"
"Fantastic. Here's what I learned today. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Nope."
"Yer queer, aintcha?"

[Don_G]

4. Noisy And Smelly

But trim the yard before you mow and the branches you thought were off your trees will move on their own before you break out the lawn mower.