Ladies of DU-Introducing the best kept secret of the Lounge*hottie alert*

[belladonna]

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Now tell me.... is Teddy_Salad one hot Australian hunk or what? :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

1. Woof! Don't keep him all to yourselves, ladies!

[Deja Q]

7. I wish this was a restaurant...

I could make silly double entendre jokes about soup, a salad, and a sandwich... :D :evilgrin:

[Red State Rebel]

2. And he likes cats!

Whoooooowhooo!

[belladonna]

3. Lucky for us ladies, huh?

:evilgrin:

[Terran]

21. Oh, I thought we were talking about the cat!

The guy, I can take or leave; but the cat is adorable!

[Paragon]

4. That's why I haven't sent my pic to the Gallery.

I'm tired of being objectified. :silly:

[WillParkinson]

5. Oh, cute!

And the guy isn't bad, either.

[Deja Q]

6. Oh man, the phrases I could say with the words "down under" in them...

O8)

[childslibrarian]

8. Cute Cat...

Guy isn't bad either..

[Bronco69]

9. I'd do him!

:-)

[m-jean03]

10. OMG!!

I knew you were a cute one, Teddy. :loveya:

Nice kitty, too. :-)

[belladonna]

12. Isn't he just???

Now where in the hell are all the other ladies? Is there a blindness epidemic I'm not aware of plaguing the Lounge??? :D

[m-jean03]

13. Be sure to send him my shout-out

if you see him... Thx! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1375688#1375698

[belladonna]

18. Say hi to the hottie himself

In the Welcome Back Sundog thread :D

[salinen]

11. Ah

He looks like a pussy.

[ronnykmarshall]

14. YUM!!!

and that kitty cat's a cutie too.

WOOF!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Are y'all objectifyin' your fellow DUer?!

For shame! :spank:

[belladonna]

16. Objectifying him is the NICEST thing I'd do to him

:evilgrin:

[tech3149]

17. cute cat

but she doesn't beat mine

[liberalhistorian]

19. LOL! It seems like the gay gentlemen

are coming forward much faster than the ladies!!!!

[belladonna]

20. Of course they are

Everyone with a brain knows gay men have great taste :D

[Terran]

22. I must have no taste then

He's not my type at all. He's okay, but he fails to make my barbie sizzle, as it were. Slap some facial hair on it and I might look twice.

[LiberalVoice]

23. I wanna be a hottie too! :( eom

[belladonna]

24. You too can be a hottie

Come on over here... strip for me, and I'll take your pic, post it for the ladies.

Deal? :D

[LiberalVoice]

25. Excuse me!?!?!?!

STRIP!?!?!?! Well I never. How dare YOU degrade me in such a way. There comes a time in every mans life where he must say NO! I will not take this sexist crap anymore! :evilgrin: (Sarcasm/Off)

Besides, my ass sweats when you make me wear the leather chaps BD. :)

[SarahB]

26. Holy cow- YES!

:wow:

And aren't you in New York as well? You're married though. :( Sadly, I guess I still am too. :cry:

[Teddy_Salad]

58. Answers to your questions are....

'Yes' and ... 'not as much as I once was.'

Of course, Belladonna got the pictures mixed up and posted my brother Clarence's by mistake.

This is really me....

[sundog]

27. Bella, your link doesn't work

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[belladonna]

28. Showing up fine for me

Anyone else having problems with the link? :shrug:

[sundog]

29. It's working now...

Texas said you hurt his feelings, we're having a heart to heart :)

PS -- I was told my welcome back thread was DOA --lol -- still a threadkill of the highest order, and I say it proudly :)

[belladonna]

30. Well gee, it might've helped if you'd replied to it

Ya think? :eyes:

So what horrible thing have I done to Tex now? Wanna share?

[sundog]

31. you need to have a talk

he wants to leave DU forever... you are slow tonight by the way -- r u busy with something or what?

[belladonna]

33. Was gone for awhile

Mostly back now, but I'd bet I'll still be slow :evilgrin:

[sundog]

34. this is not like you...

WTF happened while I was gone lol -- it's that bad Teddy isn't it?

[belladonna]

35. Um, no idea what you're talking about there N/T

[sundog]

36. suuuuuure...

you've got him locked up somewhere no doubt.. that's why he's not here.. ISN'T IT ... I told you he was ON LOAN ;)

[belladonna]

37. Teddy? Oh hell, I let him stretch his legs now and then

Why? Would you like to borrow him? :evilgrin:

[sundog]

39. ohhhh dear I missed you -- lol

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[Eye and Monkey]

40. "borrow"? "on loan"? perhaps you folks need a business advisor

[Eye and Monkey]

38. On loan? perhaps you should be collecting rent...

by the hour

[sundog]

41. no, I warned her before I went away that

he was ON LOAN -- now she has him locked up in some horrible dungeon and won't give him back

[Eye and Monkey]

44. well, if you'd had a rental agreement, you wouldn't be in this boat...

[sundog]

45. what, like a written contract?

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[Eye and Monkey]

47. signed in blood, of course

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

42. Oh, you really believed that, did ya?

Come on out Teddy.... tell the nice man who you REALLY belong to, go ahead....

[sundog]

43. you're horrible! You've brainwashed him!

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[Eye and Monkey]

46. Am I going to be forced to send my collection agents to sort this out?

I'd hate to start repossession, but I will...

[sundog]

48. I want you to be my mafia hit man...

go collect what is mine :evilgrin:

[Eye and Monkey]

51. are you ready to pay the price?

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

53. of course -- the price is the fun part

:P

[Eye and Monkey]

55. well, step up and sign on the bottom line...ne'er mind the fine print...

we'll need to prick your finger...for the blood, you see

[sundog]

67. eye, she wants you to go there & rescue Teddy... be

careful, you might not come back :scared:

[Eye and Monkey]

70. what I do is not usually referred to as..."rescue"...

[sundog]

73. oh yeah? she says you can only do the rescue if you

are very very good

[Eye and Monkey]

74. well, again, I am exercising some restraint in saying that "rescue"

doesn't quite cover it. Perhaps..."resurrection"...more evocative? :evilgrin:

[sundog]

75. ohhh, I really like that

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

52. Repossession?

That sounds kinda... sexy :evilgrin:

Just how do you plan on enforcing these laws? Tell me....

[sundog]

54. rotfl -- I'm just waiting for one of these messes to get locked --

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[Eye and Monkey]

56. locked? perhaps you meant "bound"...

[sundog]

57. you're correct, If it involves bella, then it is BOUND

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[belladonna]

63. But not gagged apparently

Gonna have to rethink THAT little rule :evilgrin:

[sundog]

64. you're so BAAAD, you never get enough, do you

poor Teddy, he can barely speak now, you're baaad :spank:

[belladonna]

65. Why do ya think he'd not going anywhere?

Hmmmm? Send your mafia man, I've got some extra room in the basement for him :evilgrin:

[sundog]

66. what is it a one way trip down there?!

:scared:

[belladonna]

68. Only if you're good

Very very very good :evilgrin:

[sundog]

71. no, I am bad

very very very bad :smoke:

[Teddy_Salad]

49. Ok....sorry Sundog but I'm all Belladonna's

She has me locked up in her basement and only allows me out on Wednesdays to mow the lawn and do her dusting and the second Saturday of each month to satisfy her other needs......like weeding the garden and checking the tire pressures on her Hummer.

You could come and rescue me from her grasp though.

I won't put up a fight....really I won't. :P

[sundog]

50. Teddy!

I missed you :cry:

[Teddy_Salad]

59. I missed you too, Sundog

Where have you been? :hug:

Ooops...I have to go.
I can hear her coming down here to the basement to torture me some more.

Catchyalater....

[sundog]

60. lol

when you're ready I'll come rescue you :hug:

[Teddy_Salad]

69. Ok thanks....I appreciate it

I really need to get out of here but just make sure you take your time, ok.

Don't rush!

I'm desperate to escape from her grasp but really, you have 5 to 10 years to get here....so make haste but, TAKE YOUR TIME.

I'd hate to see you get into an accident by rushing here to rescue me.

:P

[sundog]

72. fine, just fine I'll give you aaallllll the time you want

I'm filing for divorce :grr:

[Teddy_Salad]

76. Ohhh....can I have the George Foreman Grilling Machine?

And the Billy Bass Singing Fish?

That's all I want.

You can have the rest.
Even my Nana Mouskouri Best Of...collection.
I know you always treasured that.

P.S. I know you were two timing me with Tex anyway so actually it's me who has the grounds here for divorce!
I hope you two will be happy together. :cry:

[sundog]

77. two timing?!

you're just jealous and paranoid...

no, YOU can have everything .. I want nothing, it all only makes me think of you... take it ALL

[texas1928]

78. Ok Ladies

Let's stop fighting.

[sundog]

80. texas, tell him nothing was going on!

:)

[texas1928]

82. Nothing was going on

Cause I am a loser and can not make any one happy.

[Teddy_Salad]

83. No way! I ain't taking "everything"!

You can keep that damn greeting card collection of yours!

And the Fondue maker with the butane fuel source.
You know I hate cheese!! :P

[sundog]

84. i'm burning all the greeting cards in the fondue maker as we speak

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[Teddy_Salad]

86. Yeah, well just make sure.....

....you put that damn yukky cheese in there too and burn that! :P

[sundog]

92. no, I'm feeding the moldy cheese to your damn yak

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[Teddy_Salad]

96. Hey! You leave my Yak alone!!!

You touch my Yak and your Hippopotamus is dead meat! :P

[sundog]

98. hey teddy--

is your aim on?

[belladonna]

79. More grounds for divorce

Look upthread and you'll see he's cheating on you again.....

[sundog]

81. you're staring trouble again you MINX! :)

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[Teddy_Salad]

85. Doesn't surprise me

This whole time he was gone from DU he told me he was working as a Koala hunter in the antarctic.

Being the kind, gentle, understanding person I am, I believed him.

Now it turns out he was in Texas the whole damn time, hunting porcupine!

And we know who lives in Texas, don't we? Hmmmmmmmmm??? :P

[sundog]

87. fine, fine

believe what you will, I will survive

[Teddy_Salad]

88. Well, you know what?

At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.
I kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you'd done me wrong.
I grew strong.
I learned how to get along.

.....
...
Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I.

I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.

So...:P

[texas1928]

89. watch it Teddy

he may break into RESPECT

[Eye and Monkey]

90. my favorite drag tune

[Teddy_Salad]

94. Oh no...I have to disagree

Go West, Mama Mia and It's Raining Men.

Not necessarily in that order but close to it nonetheless. :P

[sundog]

91. my song,I already called it

:P

[texas1928]

93. I have been listening to this one over and over

Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere


A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night


Working hard to get my fill,
everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice,
just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on


(chorus)


Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlight people

[sundog]

95. that makes me think of "monster" -- teddy's new nickname

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[texas1928]

97. monster??

That is Journey "Don't Stop Beleivin'"

[sundog]

99. yes, it was featured prominently in the movie "monster"

with Charlize Theron

[texas1928]

100. Never seen it

Not a big Charlize Theron Fan. My wife is, she likes her romance movies.

[sundog]

32. I didn't even see the thread, I got slammed tonight...

we were packed, closed an hour late, just got on here a bit ago

[Angelus]

61. SEXIST!

You guys are commenting on how hot/cute he is! That's not allowed!!! :eyes:

[kiahzero]

62. I should alert on this thread

<moron>Waaah! You're talking about someone of the opposite sex being attractive! You're all sexist, and hate men!</moron>

Feel the sarcasm... :D

[Stockholm]

101. Yeah but who is the shrekalike who is carrying him? n/t