GoddessOfGuinness
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Thu Jul-08-04 10:48 PM
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A popular bar installed a new robotic bartender.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory and atomic chemistry. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.
Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is amazing."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."
The robot then asked, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
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| keta11
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Thu Jul-08-04 11:23 PM
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| Redneck Socialist
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Fri Jul-09-04 12:17 AM
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| 2. I've heard another variation |
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where the last thing the bartender asks is "So, how 'bout dem Yankees?
:P
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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| GoddessOfGuinness
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Fri Jul-09-04 02:20 PM
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| 3. That was for the IQ of 60... |
| rustydog
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Fri Jul-09-04 02:43 PM
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| 4. Here's one: a man walks into a bar... |
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A man walks into a bar carrying a set of jumper-cables and orders a beer. The bartender says: "Ok, I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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