bbernardini
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Fri Jul-09-04 06:51 AM
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Once again, my bad luck with cars strikes! (BB Gun this time) |
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Doorbell rang at 7 this morning. I was up anyway, luckily. A nice police officer informed me that some asshat had shot at a bunch of cars with a BB gun, including my two-week old Kia Sedona.
At the risk of sounding un-liberal, would execution be too extreme in this case?
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Spinzonner
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Fri Jul-09-04 06:58 AM
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Hang, Draw and Quarter, followed by 100 noogies
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Loonman
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Fri Jul-09-04 07:02 AM
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2. I used to work with a guy we called "Big John" |
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He was 6'7" and 280lbs. Once when he was walking home from work, some punk kid waiting at a red traffic light shot him with a paintball.
Big John went over to the car. Punched the window out, punched the kid, took the paintball pistol and tossed it down a storm drain.
The kid didn't even file a police report. Funny, that.
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bbernardini
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Fri Jul-09-04 08:03 AM
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3. ARGH! Can't get it repaired until Monday! |
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On the bright side, they come out to the house to do it. I guess I'll tape it up and put it in the garage until then.
I changed my mind on the execution. Instead, I want the culprits to lick my garage floor clean.
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Thu Apr 25th 2024, 04:09 AM
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